$$$Craigslist offers its two-cents on the Top Scumbag Professions:”stock broker — requires no knowledge of markets, just the ability to sell you a dead cat in a box, while making you think you got a great find.” And our To-Do list for today is suddenly much lighter. [Craiglist]
$$$The Chocolate Phone has arrived. Buy it and try to win back the respect that was lost the day you were revealed to be the only one at the West Garden Spa without the Q. Plebe. [engadget]
Archive for July 2006
We’ve been spending some time trying to clear away the murk and shine some light into the shadows of Jeffrey Epstein’s financial dealings in an effort to provide some, uhm, actual financial reporting related to the sex candal encircling the mysterious money manager. There’s not much that is publicly available but we’re still digging.
What we have discovered, however, is a brief document amending a credit agreement for RELIANT PHARMACEUTICALS, INC. The amendment replaces the administrative agent for the credit. But what caught our eye was the confluence of three DealBreaker subjects all in the same documents.
The signature pages include lines for Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack, who is scheduled to appear before the SEC in connection with allegations of insider trading at Pequot Capital, as well at Jeffrey Epstein, who signs as trustee of the Wexner Children’s Trust II, part of the financial empire of The Limited founding family. And the agent who is being replaced? Goldman Sachs, where alleged insider trading crooks Eugene Plotkin and David Pajcin worked (not to mention the alma mater of that other DealBreaker obsession, Hank Paulson).
Now this is no doubt just a coincidence, and not really a conspiracy to make our heads explode. We should probably just take a deep breath and then post a Venn Diagram illustrating the connections but our diagramist is in meetings off-site.
One additional thought: this is probably the last time you’ll see Epstein’s name coupled with the words “trust” and “children” any time in the near future.
Reliant Consent, waiver and amendment [SEC]
Does the fact that Jeffrey Epstein taught high school math and physics at Dalton for three years creep anyone else out? Unless you’ve been depending on the New York Times for your news, by now you know that Jeffrey Epstein has been charged with felony solicitation of prostitution rather than even more serious charges of molestation and sex with minors. But the facts alleged in the police affidavit released on the Smoking Gun clearly spell out a taste for getting young, high school age girls to co-operate in some pretty raunchy scenarios. This raises the question: how long has this been going on?*
Did you go to Dalton in the mid-seventies? Epstein taught there from 1973 through 1975, when he left to take a job at Bear Stearns. We’d love to hear from you if you remember Epstein from those years, whatever your impressions—good, bad, ugly or totally perverse. Unless otherwise indicated, we’ll keep your comments completely anonymous. Send your comments to tips(at)dealbreaker(dot)com.
[* Editors Note: We know, we know. It may not have gone on at all. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. God loves all his little creatures. The allegations and charges are serious, though, and we don't think it's too early to start asking these questions.]
Dick Grasso will likely lose one of the most powerful forces he has on his side —Williams & Connolly attorney Brendan Sullivan. A recent ruling moving the trial date up to September from late October, probably means that Sullivan, who famously represented Oliver North in the Iran-Contra hearings, will not be able to serve as lead attorney at trial, according to CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino. Sullivan is already set to represent another client in a trial scheduled for the same time.
Surprisingly, Grasso may ultimately benefit from the new date. Lawyers working for Attorney General Eliot Spitzer have complained that the new date doesn’t give them enough time to prepare for the case.
Oh, and the headline comes from Sullivan’s famous reply to lawmakers who complained he was objecting too much to their questions to Colonel North. “I’m not a potted plant. I’m here as a lawyer. That’s my job,” Sullivan said. Reportedly, the guy now running Grasso’s defense, Gerson Zweifach, is not potted plant either.
Grasso loses Brendan Sullivan [SquawkBlog]
Regular readers are no doubt familiar with our concern for rich, beautiful women. We earlier linked to a Forbes’ list of billionaires under 35, which unfortunately included very few women. But just because a girl isn’t a billionaire yet, doesn’t mean she won’t be soon. Like when her parent units kick off for that great country club in Hell. So which hotties are destined for fortune? The latest Forbes list brings us “The Hottest Billionaire Heiresses.”
We’re kind of partial to Lydia Hearst-Shaw (pictured left) but that’s probably more evidence of a sickness within our souls than anything intrinsically wonderful about our Lydia.
The Hottest Billionaire Heiresses [Forbes]
Citigroup scored a major coup on Friday, taking an entire team of bankers specializing in financial services deals from Lehman brothers. The defectors are led by Henry Michaels and John Roddy, and includes director Jerry Wiant, VP Sean Burke and associates John Minor and Donald Lacey. The best part–or at least a really great part of the deal–is that whole group isn’t starting for a month, after taking a thirty day break to comply with exisiting non-compete agreements.
Contractually obligatory summer vacations. So effin hot.
Citigroup Hires Six FIG Bankers From Lehman [Dow Jones Wire on CNNMoney.Com]
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Jeffrey Epstein
On further reflection, maybe giving money back to Jeffrey Epstein isn’t such a good plan
By John Carney
Why are Mark Green and Eliot Spitzer handing $60,000.00 over to alleged money manager cum massage masturbator Jeffrey Epstein? It’s pretty standard procedure these days for politicians to send back contributions from donors accused of crime or mired in scandal, and we guess allegations of soliciting prostitution, paying for naked massages from teenagers, human trafficking and all around pervy weirdness qualify. But is sending the check back really the right move here? Wouldn’t it be better to donate the money to a worthy cause, such a home for sexually abused children? Why should Epstein be enriched by these allegations?
Let’s put it this way. By sending back Epstein’s $10,000 donation, Attorney General candidate Green just bought Epstein 50 sessions with local highshool girls at $200 a pop.
Dirty donor to get 10G back: Green [Daily News]
We’re told that the dirty little nymph in this picture is Sarah Kellen, the personal assistant of Jeffrey Epstein who is alleged to have arranged many of her boss’s alleged naked massage sessions with teenage girls. The woman in this picture bears a striking resemblance to confirmed pictures of Kellen, including one where she is pictured palling around with Epstein’s alleged eastern European sex-slave Nadia Marcinkova. Kellen could not be reached for comment.
More pictures of Sarah Kellen (probably) on the link below.
Sarah Kellen? [Strobe Models]
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Economic Indicators
Actually Barry, We Think It Might Be Your Job To Proofread the NYT Business Section
By John CarneyWe’ve said it before and we don’t mind repeating ourselves. Barry Ritholtz takes down financial writers like it’s his job. This time he’s taking on an article from Sunday’s New York Times in which Ed Yardeni tells us to ignore the reported numbers on jobs growth because, well, uhm, because so many economists thought the numbers would be higher. And all those economists can’t be wrong, can they?
The Cognitive Bias of Ed Yardeni [The Big Picture]
Has it been four years already? The little monster brought into the world following the financial scandals and collapsing business in the first years of the twenty-first century turns four today.
This CFO.com column describes the business world’s evolving reaction to SOX in the language of a grief counselor—“first shock and anger, then acceptance, and finally a sense of moving on.”
Not surprisingly, it’s been a lot easier for large companies to move from one stage to the other, while smaller, newer companies get hit much harder by the cost of increased overhead. The total estimated cost of complying with the regs? An astounding $17.6 billion dollars.
Happy Birthday, Sarbox!
Hollywood Agents (Oligopoly Watch)
If you caught last night’s episode of Entourage, then you already know the lesson here. The world of Hollywood agencies is a tight oligopoly, with little inclination to see a new competitor. It’s actually, what’s dubbed an “ologonomy”, since the firms are both an oligopoly (they sell talent to the studios) and oligopsonies (they control who becomes a talent, who gets in their doors). And it’s only consolidating as ICM, one of the big five, has bought slightly smaller rival Broder Webb Chervin Silbermann Agency. The other big ones, including Endeavor, William Morris, Creative Artists Agency, and United Talent Agency may also look to pursue M&A. So with such a tightly controlled business, and what you can assume are some pretty fat profit margins, you can understand how disturbed they’d be at the emergence of an Ari Gold talent agency, or, as it were, a Miller/Gold agency. And, reminder, we already referenced Entourage at the top and that’s a picture of actor Jeremy Piven, so we’re not falling into any Joe Kernan trap here.
Official Union Set Up in China at Wal-Mart (NYT)
First it was Maryland, then Chicago, then perhaps Boston, now China is the latest place to regulate to seek labor concessions from Wal-Mart. The country demands that the All-China Federation of Trade Unions be allowed to set up branches within Wal-Mart, representing employees. And unlike Maryland, there’s probably no court that Wal-Mart can turn to to get the order over ruled on the grounds of constitutionality. That being said, the All-China Federation of Trade Unions might not be very hostile to the company; it has a reputation for siding with management on issues, particularly since the state-backed union is eager to attract foreign capital. For its part, Wal-Mart hopes to have a “cordial and productive relationship” with it.
A Revitalized US Airways Is Creating a Merger Buzz (NYT)
The overall market remains on shaky ground, but some of the big winners this year are companies we might have left for dead in 2005. GM’s the biggest, but US Airways is another company exhibiting a surprising reversal of fortune. The company’s shares have surged since it merged with America West and it earned a substantial, genuine profit in its most recent earnings report, which came out last week. The company is now the second most profitable airline, after Southwest. This of course will only fuel the calls for consolidation in the space, though these calls have been around for a while. Still, despite the seductiveness of this idea, it’s hard to pull off airline M&A. See, airlines don’t mix well for a number of reasons. For one thing, at the labor level, pilot seniority means everything. Where you stand on the list determines your flights, pay, vacations, etc. When you mix two lists of pilots, things get icky. Then there’s the fleets, which if they’re much different can create new waves of headaches. And of course, you’d like to find an airline with complementary locations, so not every potential partner is really viable. So despite the calls and demands from Wall St., which would love to advise on some of these deals, we’ll remain leery that much will happen.
Stocks headed for early pullback (CNNMoney)
It’s hard to wake up on a Monday morning, but the day holds its own allure for followers of financial markets, as we eagerly scan the headlines to see what big deals were closed over the weekend. Lately, we’ve seen several ‘Merger Mondays’, but this morning seems awfully quiet on this front, which is disappointing. Most people will wonder why they didn’t hit snooze one more time. In turn, there’s probably not going to be a merger-driven rally today. There may be a rally, but not one fueled by an otherwise suspect deal. And if you believe the crystal ball readers, there won’t be any rally today, due to tensions in the Mid-East, which despite the fact that they were escalated all of last week, somehow couldn’t permeate US markets. And there’s a lot of economic data on tap for this week too, which may only confirm that we’re headed to, er, a soft landing.