Ken Lay: Life After "Death"

Despite the autopsy, Ken Lay was recently spotted in a New York area airport.

Don't check the casket. I know he's back. When I saw those lights flickering out at La Guardia Airport yesterday and heard the eerie shrieks and moans in the dark, broiling subway tunnels, I just knew it: Ken Lay's alive! We can see his spirit in every flickering lightbulb from Kansas to Queens as we head into America's annual Blackout season.
Ken Lay's Alive! [OpEdNews.Com]

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Posted by The Assimilated Negro, Jul 20, 2006 11:22AM

Definitely need to get the "Ken Lay Is Alive" tees going. He's the new Elvis.

Does he have a son? If so the son should start an alt./indie rock band in his father's honor.

so it is written, so it shall be done.

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