He’s Back: Aleksey Vayner Lashes Out

alekseyvaynerandlucygao.jpgJust when we thought the story was beginning to fade—IvyGate had declared a moratorium on it, Gawker seemed to be returning its attention to the children of celebrities, we were ginning up another hotties contest—Aleksey Vayner is pouring fuel onto his own burning effigy, hiring a lawyer and telling the New York Post he might sue UBS if the bank’s employees were responsible for leaking his now-infamous video.

"Institutions like this are expected to maintain complete privacy," Aleksey Vayner told The Post. "If a graduate cannot trust them with the privacy of their resumé, how can people trust them with their money?" Last month, he sent UBS a link to the video, as well as a written resume, references and a writing sample, through Yale's job-recruiting service.

The video features Vayner supposedly bench-pressing 495 pounds, karate-chopping through a stack of seven bricks, ballroom dancing and smashing a 140 mph tennis serve.

"I thought it would help me get a job," said the native of Uzbekistan.

Instead, he got thousands of scathing e-mails from people who saw the video.

"It was shocking," he said of the response. "[It has] put me and my family under a great amount of stress and greatly affected future employment in a negative sense."

Some advice to Aleksey. We understand you might be enjoying the spotlight and want to prolong your now fifteen days of fame. But this is the wrong way to go about it. You need to embrace the public's image of you. Play to it. Make another video. You'll probably land a cable television series based on "Impossible Is Nothing" is you work this right. Everyone would love to see you on a date, ordering at a restaurant, anything, so long as you keep in your character.

Video Resume Leak Has Yalie Crying Foul [New York Post]

Comments

Posted by merchant wanker, Oct 19, 2006 5:23PM

Dude, give the guy a break! He's right. UBS fucked up. And they're going to pay.

I swear, it almost sounds as if you guys have a hard-on for him.

Posted by John Carney, Oct 19, 2006 5:28PM

We didn't even say anything mean about him in this post.

Posted by Larry Grossenbacher, Oct 19, 2006 5:36PM

But were you thinking something bad??

Posted by ko, Oct 19, 2006 5:57PM

i was

ahahaha
what did he expect?
i wish i'd thought to go the legal blonde route myself
argh

Posted by Aleksey, Oct 19, 2006 6:26PM

You scoff Aleksey but in my reality you are jealous and unworthy of mentioning my name. Do not speak of me again unless it is most flattering. I spit on the little people at UPS who try to ruin me and I spit on you. If you would like to buy a copy of my book they are on sale at Amazon. Thank you.

Posted by beanspants1, Oct 19, 2006 7:04PM

does all this show the guy is a REALLY bad businessman?

he made a cheesy video sure, but Chris Farley played a ninja in a movie once, so the cheese of the video really shouldn't be an issue.

The sad fact is he got his name out there with a limited budget, and failed to capitalize. There should be case studies of this guy alongside ones about the Exxon-Valdeez on how not to handle a PR crisis.

Posted by Anonymouns, Oct 20, 2006 12:20AM

this is not a reflection on UBS's ability to keep things confidential...come on...any body at any bank wouldve realized they were sitting on fucking solid gold and exploited the douchebag...

Posted by hunter, Oct 20, 2006 12:47AM

Yeah, but in the end, Aleksey turns out to be a baller. If his law suit with UBS is successful then he gets to laugh all the way to the bank (no pun intended).

This way, he gets to skip banking completely, kind of genius if you think about it.

Posted by The Corner, Oct 20, 2006 9:37AM

What's the over-under on how long it takes Aleksey to change his name again? He's done it once before but just to his last name. Next time he'll go all out. We'll need the blogs to stay on top of it.

Posted by JB, Oct 20, 2006 12:09PM

Why is the story in the media just about his video, and not about his fake investment company, fake charity, and plagiarised book?

Posted by Anonymous, Oct 20, 2006 4:56PM

The SEC is investigating

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