Slutting Your Way To A Good Loan

jessicawolcottpepsisextortionist.jpgJessica Wolcott is not just an extortionist. She's also a model/market/entrepreneur—at least according several loan requests she made on the website Prosper, which brings together small lenders with borrowers. From March through April of this year, Wolcott placed six ads on the website seeking between $10,0000 and $20,0000—requests totaling $90,000—giving a variety of reasons why she needed the money and what she planned to do with it.

The young woman who pleaded guilty to extorting a Pepsi executive after meeting him over craiglist wasn't exactly shy about including lots of pictures with her loan requests, including the one you see to you left. Some of the pictures seem designed to show her as as a sweet young thing who volunteers as a Big Sister, while others are clearly attempts to look sexy and provocative.

Gawker last night reported on the Prosper profile and noted that there were even more pictures on Craiglist but, of course, these are long gone. The New York Post this morning reports that Jessica apparently lied about a lot of things in her loan requests.

She claimed in those postings that she had a $60,000 marketing job, modeled for Pantene Pro-V shampoo, had a Johns Hopkins University chemistry degree and that her parents were dead.

But court records reveal Wolcott's mother is alive, and a Johns Hopkins spokeswoman said Wolcott never matriculated there.

Court records also show Wolcott was evicted from an apartment in April for not paying her rent.



Jessica's Borrower Profile
[Prosper.com]

Comments

Posted by Matt, Nov 29, 2006 12:59PM

Disappointing. This slut isn't even good looking.

Posted by Canunklehead, Nov 29, 2006 1:55PM

Most money-grubbing gold diggers aren't very good looking, they're just caked in make up, and prey on middle aged losers with more money than self-esteem.

There was a bank manager here five years ago who embezzled $14.6 million over two years. He blew much of it on sports cars, and the ugliest, pudgiest ex-strippers I have ever seen.

If he'd fled to south america, 14.6 mil would have bought him columbian supermodels, but instead he stayed here and got down with bleach blonde trailer trash who were all at least 30lbs overweight.

I don't get it.

Posted by Ivan, Nov 29, 2006 2:02PM

I'll bet she's better in person. And probably has...um...skills.

Posted by , Nov 29, 2006 2:18PM

She probably got the idea from Stocks and Blondes.

Posted by Royston Vasey, Nov 29, 2006 3:24PM

Sure, she may not be gorgeous, but I certainly wouldn't kick her out of my bed for eating crackers.

Posted by Bay View Dave, Dec 01, 2006 1:55PM

"There's no accounting for taste." ;oD

She could eat crackers in my bed any day, too.

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