ohbabyitsbess: what’s funny is, you said you were going to, and I quote, “choke on my own vomit” if made to write ‘goldman sachs’ or ‘bonus’ one more time. And yet, here you are, writing the shit out of both. You even went so far as to talk to another publication about those two vile weeds, you sick son of a bitch.
jfcarney: I know, I hate me.
ohbabyitsbess: I don’t read dealbreaker much myself, but just so I can quantify the depths of your outright lies and depravity, I went through your posts from this morning and, barring the Fifty Cent Reads The Wall Street Journal ditty (that was actually a pretty funny one, I meant to give you props earlier for that) and Lewinsky’s graduation from LSE (btw, I think you meant to put a picture of a blue dress not a black one, but I got where you were going with that, spermatozoalogically speaking), EVERY OTHER POST WAS ABOUT BONUSES [Editor’s note: at the time of this conversation, every other post was about bonuses. At publication, Carney had since put up a quote from Eddy Elfenbein and one about Merrill Lynch—big freaking whoop]. Why do you do this? WHY?
jfcarney: I don’t know, I’m a textbook sociopath. I get off on self-harm.
ohbabyitsbess: do you wear a hair shirt and engage in flagellation, or are you more a student of the Lohan school of cutting?
jfcarney: listen, underling, I told you yesterday I HAVE PINK EYE AND IT’S HARD TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN. So I had to just go with the grain and write about what was readily available. I don’t see you digging deep and finding out where Lloyd Blankfein flew this week, do I? Even though it would be quite timely of you to do so? No, I don’t. So step off, bitch.
ohbabyitbess: a. I don’t see why you’d bring up something that you know is a very sore subject. b. just because you called me “underling,” I’m going temporarily suspend my fatwa on actively trying to not earn my keep at this company and DELUGE YOU WITH LINKS TO INTERESTING BUSINESS-RELATED NEWS UNRELATED TO GOLDMAN SACHS AND OR BONUSES. That’s right-- deluge. (And then I’m going to throw in some planespottings—that’s right: planespottings).
Stuff tangentially related to Celine Dion’s sold-out concert series at Caesar’s Palace: A Quick Guide to the Major Gambling Stocks
A video of Donald Trump very menacingly threatening to sue Rosie O’Donnell for defamation of character: Trump Rails on Rosie
Evidence of clicking biological clocks in the Times’ business section: When It Comes To a Search for a Spouse, Supply and Demand Is Only the Start; To-Do List: Wrap Gifts. Have Baby.
Quasi-interesting news about private-equity: Apollo Makes Play For Giant Real Estate Concern
Quasi-interesting news about planes: Raytheon to sell aircraft unit for $3.3 billion
Bill Gates: Luis Munoz Marin Int'l to Fort Lauderdale Hollywood Int'l on his Cessna Citation X
Warren Buffett: Palm Beach Int'l to North Eleuthera on his Cessna Citation Excel
John Thain: Teterboro to Savannah Hilton Head Int'l on the NYSE’s Gulfstream IV
Posted by paul, Dec 21, 2006 4:00PM
you capitalized is. good work. most people are all "oh, it's short, i won't capitalize it." but you did and that's why i read your work little lady.