Irresponsible Speculation: Is Skilling A Fake Drunk?

skilling3.jpgOne of the things that has helped us endear us to Jeff Skilling—other than our fanatically contrarian hearts that attach themselves readily to public enemies and our appreciation of the fact that much of what Enron has been vilified for really that different from the practices of much of corporate America—has been the repeated stories of his problems with alcohol. There was that incident in New York City, where he may or may not have gotten into some sort of brawl in a bar. And the more recent arrest for public drunkenness in Texas. How can you not like a guy like that?

But today's news accounts have got us second-guessing Skilling. And so we are at least considering a charge so serious that it has as far as we know, never been leveled in American history—the charge that Jeff Skilling is a fake drunk. You see, today we learned that Skilling could have as much as a year reduced off his jail term if he enters an alcohol treatment program. So could these very public alcohol-related incidents, all of which occurred after his legal troubles began, have been a plot to create this tunnel to an early escape from the Big House?

We, of course, have no idea about the secrets of Skillings heart, much less his the alcohol content of the blood pumping through it. But would you put that past one of the "smartest guys in the room?"

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Posted by Jan Karin, Dec 13, 2006 1:27PM

Having gone through the same experience myself, I will tell you that if you weren't a heavy drinker, facing prison time will turn you into one. It's a terrible thing to face, and alcohol helped to ease the anxiety for me. What you forgot to mention is that not only will the RDAP program give him up to 12 months off of his sentence, you also get up to 6 months in a halfway house/home confinement for a total sentence reduction of 18 months. Its one of the few ways to get time off of your sentence in the federal system, short of good conduct time, since they don't have parole.

Posted by Ilya, Dec 13, 2006 2:05PM

1 year off of a 24 year sentence makes a big difference? Skilling is a real genius to think of that and fake it! Give me a break... the one thing about Skilling that has never been questioned is the guy has a problem with alcohol. Wouldn't you if you had his problems?

Posted by Pelham, Dec 13, 2006 2:24PM

So, you're saying, there ARE benefits to being a drunk...? I like the "fanatically contrarian hearts" line. You rebels, you!

Posted by John Carney, Dec 13, 2006 2:56PM

Ilya,

Let's assume Skilling wants to reduce his sentence as much as possible. Good behavior will let him knock as many as four years off his sentence.

The alcohol thing will knock another year. One from twenty is 5% and if you think Jeff Skilling doesn't care about getting another year of his life back, or that he got to where he is by not caring about reducing the cost of things by five points, you might want to think again.

What's more, he definitely thinks he's going to get his sentenced reduced from 24 years, either because some of the charges get thrown out or because of other trial errors. So let's say he ends up with a 10 year sentence. At that point, knocking an extra year off really starts to make sense.

But, you're probably right. We were just raising the (improbable) possibility. It's probably too fiendish of a plot even for Jeff Skilling to think up (but not, we guess, for us).

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