Today in Sextortion: Pop Tart Jessica Wolcott Is Scary

jessicawolcottpepsisextortionist.jpgPepsi sextortionist Jessica Wolcott is apparently even more of a sociopath than anyone would have guessed, judging from an interview with her ex-husband Kyle Strait in Suburbarazzi.

According to Strait, Wolcott used eight different middle names—Michelle, Monica, Elizabeth, Dakota, Rameda, Rachel, and Tatiana (pat on the back for that Russian mail-order bride reference we made last week). Apparently she also has a whopper of an India name: Ewakailakaipu.

Most impressive of all: “She has upwards of 50 different aliases on the Internet. All of her names and backstories are different groups of friends,” Strait explained. “She’s a high-school dropout, but she’s scary intelligent. She somehow keeps all her stories in order. She’s had years to refine the act.



Sextortionist Jessica Wolcott Threatens Ex-Husband
[Suburbarazzi]

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Posted by abe , Dec 07, 2006 10:36AM

This bitch sounds dangerous, wish she would have hooked that scumbag at VG, instead of the PEPboy.

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Posted by Busy Worker , Dec 07, 2006 11:00AM

Please, no more news about Ewakailakaipu.

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Posted by Bitch, Moan, & Whine , Dec 07, 2006 11:24AM

Ooooh ... I think I'm in love. I have a soft spot in my heart and a hard spot in my pants for crazy bi-atches.

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