Bob Nardelli: Doing the Math

bobnardellismall.jpgWe’re not going to beat you over the head with defenses of gigantic CEO pay packages. Okay, we probably are. But not right now. We’ve done enough of it in the last couple of days. And we’re pretty sure you get the point by now that the populist outrage of CEO pay at public companies—combined with outsized criminal penalties for white collar criminal convictions, increasingly burdensome regulation and gigantic risks being shifted from the markets to chief executives and financial officers—is in all likelihood leading to a brain drain away from public markets toward private equity. And that this move itself leads to a shift in wealth away from private shareholders and the broader public to the wealthy few who can invest in private equity funds. You totally get all that already, right? Good.

So now we’ll bring you the other side. Greg Easterbrook does the math that shows exactly why people are so outraged at pay packages like ex-Home Depot chief Bob Nardelli’s.

Combining regular income, stock options, pension and a golden parachute, Nardelli received $274 million for six years of work. That's $34,250 an hour. That's about 3,000 times the hourly wage of a Home Depot worker. That's $275,000 per day – five times as much per day as the typical American family earns in a year. Good management is of value to a company's shareholders: skilled corporate officers should be well paid. But there's a difference between "well paid" and something akin to looting. Why isn't Nardelli's $274 million, taken from the shareholders, simply viewed as embezzlement? Home Depot stock fell from $43 to $41 under his Nardelli's tenure, a 21 percent drop when calculated for inflation. The CEO cannot control a company's stock price, and excessive emphasis on stock price creates a temptation to cook the books. But it's absurd to think that shareholders can get hosed under a CEO's watch, and for that the CEO deserves $274 million. The Home Depot board offered Nardelli the terms that led to the $274 million. Boards of directors have a self-interest in overpaying CEOs, because many board members are themselves CEOs who know their own pay will rise if other CEOs' pay rises. With Nardelli's $274 million, CEO overpay has reached runaway levels. What the Home Depot board did was perfectly legal, and that in itself is a scandal. What the Home Depot board did was perfectly legal, and that in itself is a scandal. The word for what many public-company CEOs and their boards are up to should be: embezzlement.

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Comments

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Jan 09, 2007 3:10PM

Gregg Easterbrook has a notorious problem with using facially anti-semitic metaphors and anecdotes. Like when he talked about money-grubbing hollywood executives of a certain ehtnicity (and it wasn't the Irish).

He's nothing more than a useless populist lech (he loves putting cheerleader photos into his columns in between the leftist ranting). He can't do math or understand anything more complex than his change at Starbucks.

Ask him how warm his relationships with TNR, Slate, and Marty Peretz are. I'll listen to Mel Gibson before I listen to Easterbrook, since Gibson has to get drunk before he pulls out the anti-semitic tropes.

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Jan 09, 2007 3:14PM

Just a note...

Easterbrook's a lech because he's painfully old and leering at Cheerleaders. That's something that only people close in age can do. A middle aged writer with a family shouldn't be focusing on the visual quality of the cheerleaders in the NFL or of college athletes. I wonder if he's in as much trouble with his wife as he is with Marty Peretz?

Posted by KipEsquire, Jan 09, 2007 3:50PM

"Home Depot stock fell from $43 to $41 under his Nardelli's tenure, a 21 percent drop when calculated for inflation."

I don't have my HP12c handy, but you would need a pretty intense inflation rate to go from a 4.6% drop nominal to a 21% drop inflation-adjusted in just six years. Especially factoring in HD's 2.3% dividend yield.

Or did they mean relative to the market? But even that would be a bogus number.

Posted by vespa, Jan 09, 2007 4:29PM

although i agree that he is a bit of a leftist that still doesn't dismiss the most alarming number - the fact that he was making 34K an hour (and although i don't own the stock at that kind of pay i'd like to see it move up not down, no matter how little).

Is he off on the inflation numbers and not taking into account the dividend yield - obviously, but it still doesn't excuse the 34K.

As for him being a lech, have you ever been to scores, robert's(penthouse club) or hustler club with your boss, cuss i can tell you that leering at cheerleaders is nothing compared to what i have seem some of my boss' do (many with wife and kids). just putting it in perspective.

Posted by anon, Jan 09, 2007 5:00PM

If only some of that money was spent on the Home Depot stores. My local is awful. It's all but impossible to find a knowledgable, helpful employee, (because they're paid a pittance I suppose), the inventory is a wreck. Isn't stock price tied to the actual product? From my experience, I'd never buy Home Depot stock. But without any competition (where are you Lowes?), I do have to shop there.

Posted by Bulging Bracket, Jan 09, 2007 5:14PM

Vesp: it's mostly cause he sets himself up as such a holier than thou populist.

Just my math, but he's crediting Nardelli for 8000 hours of work over 6 years. Given what I know of Bob specifically, GE veterans in general, and Fortune 500 CEOs, that seems like just "slightly" low. Have to figure he's more likely working about 4k hours a year, it works to just more than $11k an hour.

Further, roughly half of the compensation was to replace what he was leaving after a very successful career at GE, while a significant proprtion of the rest was to get him to go away quickly. Seeing an innumerate leftist complaining about executive pay is beyond idiocy, especially since he doesn't understand the issues well enough to come up with a solution that would fix the "problem".

Remember that it was socialists like Easterbrook that made salaries of more than $1M non-deductible and created the impetus for stock-heavy compensation.

Look at the rest of his column: he is critiquing coaches' understanding of the psychology of their players (much less impressive than his own Olympian knowledge and empathy), denigrating the difference in skill between a HS football coach and NFL coaches, denigrating the ability of college coaches (they flunk out of the NFL becuase college coaching is soo much easier... but really NFL coaches are no more than 2x as good as your gym teacher), and denigrates the importance of coaches (all they do is create a +- of 10% of performance... the real element is the labour of the athletes... straight out of a first year Marxist Econ class about the "Labour Theory of Value").

Easterbrook is a Leftist ignoramus who doesn't understand or accept the concept of marginal value, and is using a full on Marxist analysis for "value". Combine this with his predilection for anti-semitic metaphors about the role of Jews in Hollywood, and I start to get flashbacks to "The Producers". I think we should adress him by his proper title "Herr".

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