Sure, it’s all fun and games when you’re married to a guy who appreciates the fact that sometimes you just need a $6,000 shower curtain to compliment your $30 million penthouse, and who hires crackpot (or genius?) party planners to throw you a birthday bash replete with ice sculptures of the David urinating Stoli. But you’ve got to kind of have it in the back of your head that divorcing that same man might not be as pleasant. If she didn’t, Dennis Kozlowski’s former wife, Karen, is getting a crash course in what disentangling yourself from a dick is like. (Hint: not as fun it sounds). The ex-Tyco CEO, who’s currently serving an eight and one-third year sentence for misappropriating in excess of $400 million of the company’s funds, “has refused to produce even one document which may reflect his present wherewithal.” There are, of course, a host of reasons why Big K might not want to reveal his financial information, including a desire to “make it difficult for shareholders who he has victimized to track down those assets down,” according to Jay Eisenhofer, an attorney in a pending shareholder securities class-action suit against Kozlowski and Tyco. The other is a fear of Inmate #483, who’ll likely demand more than just 2 cigs and some spooning next time Denny-boy needs some protection.
KOZ WON’T COUGH UP $ PAPERS [NYPost]
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Dennis Kozlowski: You Should Still Be Thanking Me For The Tyco Roman Orgy
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You say Dennis is a *ick. This big bleached blonde dumb waitress marries that nebbish to get the money, which she is still spending while he rots in jail, and you think he is the creep? She is just as guilty as he is for looting the company. Despite having only a high school education and not being real bright, she deliberately set out to profit from the whole deal. Hard to believe she can sleep at night.
There are lots of comments out there about how she had an affair for three years with Joe Dwyer of Newport. Dennis can’t really complain since she was cheating on her husband with him, and he was a chronic cheater. But no morals, serial greed, etc. do catch up with one. Joe dumped her for someone not quite so boring and selfish. Anyone who thinks money will make you happy is wrong.