Just when we had finally excised Aleksey Vayner from our consciousness (and his cease-and-desists from our inbox…), he pulls us back in. If you haven’t seen it yet–and really, you must–here’s Michael Cera’s (of Arrested Development fame) brilliant Aleksey Vayner parody:
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Blistering action? Definitely. VIP crowd? For sure. Serious coin? Oh yeah. The Stockings and Bonds Poker Tournament at Caesars Atlantic City is shaping up to be the event of the season for legitimate power players. And it all goes down Saturday, March 13 – Sunday, March 14, 2010.
But let’s talk about what really matters…the prizes. How do you like $30,000 cash, guaranteed? (Nice!) And, for the first place winner, a seat at the World Series of Poker 2010 Main Event in Las Vegas. (Bring on that 15 minutes of fame!)
Joe Domenico, General Manager of Caesars Atlantic City had this to say, “We wanted to put together something well above and far beyond an exclusive poker tournament. We wanted to create an elite gaming and entertainment experience for the sophisticated player…and that’s the Stockings and Bonds Tournament.”
And just what makes it an experience? Hey, it’s all in the details. As bluffs are called and stakes are raised, the gorgeous Stockings and Bonds Girls will saunter from table to table indulging players in complimentary neck and shoulder massages. And, after a night of fast-paced poker action, each player is invited to skip the line to an A-Lister After-Party at Dusk, Atlantic City’s most talked-about new nightclub right on the Caesars property.
What’s your investment in this deal? A $500 buy-in and $60 registration fee reserves you a seat in the game. But Caesars thought of everything and crafted some inclusive packages that make it all worthwhile. $674 (plus applicable taxes and fees) scores you your buy-in, registration fee, hotel room at Caesars and skip the line & cover charge for the Dusk After-Party. Got a buddy who wants in on the action too? $1,249 (plus applicable taxes and fees) gets you the same deal for two. (Guess this casino knows how much you Wall Street guys like a discount!)
And getting to AC is easier than ever. If you’ve got a private car, by all means use it. If you don’t, you’re still in luck because you can rate first-class, round-trip transportation with Hampton Luxury Liner or the ACES Train.
Space in the tournament is limited so pre-register today at www.caesarsac.com to lock in your seat. Because it’s time to step away from the trading floor and onto the gaming floor!
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A tipster emailed it over the holiday. (You don’t think we actually go looking for this stuff, do you? That would require actual work.)
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