Every couple of years, another once-scandalous sex taboo starts making its way toward the commonplace. A decade ago, blow jobs were what people whispered about; then three-ways became the naughty bedroom act. Now, it’s anal sex—but according to the Centers for Disease Control’s National Survey of Family Growth, it’s rapidly becoming a regular feature of hetero couples’ horizontal activities.
“For me, anal sex is very intimate, much more so than regular sex. If I care about someone, I’m willing to experiment,” says Irene, a 33-year-old East Village environmentalist who has been doing it with Lex, a 30-year-old Wall Streeter. But when we press Lex on whether he likes to receive anal attention from his girlfriends, he responds, “Call me old-fashioned, but the guy should be the penetrator, not the penetratee, no?”
*poll to come later today.
The Bottom Line [NYM via Gawker]
Phew! Glad to see strap-on sales are surging.
…or should I say, I’m *relieved* to see strap-on sales are surging…
If an environmentalist is hooked up with a Wall Streeter, I would say she’s already figuratively taking it that way?
The concept of an East Village environmentalist into anal sex just reeks of…filth. And granola. I bet she doesn’t shave. Yuck.
GS’ bloody hybrids are stupid enough, there’s no need to get screwed by an environmentalist after work!
Hate f&*@s are old, much more fun to date wild conservatives in expensive suits, rather than patchouli scented unshaven wildebeests. Nothing like tearing a 4th generation string of pearls off a girl in bed.
if you dont get to ass fuck your girl often then you are a fuckin loser