Planespotting: Will Somebody Please Help Stevie Cohen?

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 09, 2007, 5:45pm

drudge+siren.gifStevie Cohen: Nassau Int'l to Boca Raton on his Gulfstream V

We didn’t say anything when you took a stake in Build-a-Bear, or when you requested ice sculptures in the various likenesses of the A-team for your last birthday or even when you sent out a mass email asking if anyone knew of any "moyel-in-a-minute" programs. But voluntarily spending time in Boca Raton? Stevie-boy, you are obviously a hamster with his tail caught in the wheel of life, crying out for help. That or you’ve got a gun to your head. But we like the hamster imagery, so the former stands.

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Posted by KLW, Jan 09, 2007 6:02PM

Levin, do I need to send you another completely revolting link to prove to you that "mohel" is the Americanized spelling? Because you know I will.

Posted by , Jan 09, 2007 6:16PM

i'm in love with you, and for one reason: "moyel-in-a-minute"

Posted by Wordhumper, Jan 09, 2007 6:29PM

I believe you mean מוהל?

Posted by , Jan 10, 2007 10:23AM

the other day i was thinking to myself, you know, my sources for financial news really lack in the moyel and hamster imagery departments, and i'm upset about that. so thanks, levin. (ps i love you, no big deal but i thought i'd put it out there. do with it what you want).

Posted by go long, Jan 10, 2007 11:49AM

These missives from the B.L. fan club are becoming tiresome.

Posted by I HEART BL!!, Jan 10, 2007 12:11PM

go long: speak for yourself

Posted by go long, Jan 10, 2007 2:06PM

Actually I speak for a growing number of DealBreaker.com readers. The sycophantic communiqués from the B.L. Fan Club (Manhattan Division) are getting seriously tedious.

Posted by BLfan#39402915, Jan 10, 2007 2:16PM

go long: do you have these other digruntled readers corraled up in some barn, grumbling about how much the BL fan club has made their lives so difficult? (that's just the picture i got in my head from your most recent comment). btw-- you're a douche.

Posted by go long, Jan 10, 2007 3:09PM

Funny you mention it, because from what I understand a group of "disgruntled readers" is organizing for a march on DealBreaker.com HQ to address precisely this issue. You shall know them by their torches and pitchforks. "Douche"? How pedestrian. I've been called much worse.

Posted by ForeverLovingBL, Jan 10, 2007 3:27PM

Personally I find BL's writing style and analysis to be quite insightful. Everytime she writes, her fans are merely expressing their gratitude and praising dealbreaker's decision to hire such a fine writer!!

Also, go long: wouldn't that mean you'd have to step away from your computer and stop refreshing this comment thread? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Posted by , Jan 11, 2007 12:37AM

The best writing in this family of blogs is from Lat on ATL and Will on Deadspin, I wish they knew more about Wall Street...

Posted by Icarus, Mar 01, 2007 10:46PM

"A hamster caught in the wheel of life is about right, right about now.

I think we're going to see Stevie-boy taking a trip soon and it's not going to be to boca, baby.

All good things come to those who wait.

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