• 29 Mar 2007 at 1:29 PM

Thanks for the Memories: Lucy Gao!

lucygaothecakele0.jpg[We’re celebrating our birthday by bringing you a bit of the “Best of DealBreaker” today. Feel free to email in your nominations to: tips(at)dealbreaker(dot)com. We’re also accepting gifts, preferably of better vintages and in liquid form. But wallet sized folding gifts are always welcome.]
We discovered young Lucy Gao the same way a lot of other people did: we were forwarded her precocious email from a friend at an investment bank. She displayed all of the least attractive attributes of the business school “gunner” type: hyper-organized, self-important and totally without any sense of shame, proportion or humor.
At first, to be honest, we were hesitant to publish her email. She was young, and clearly didn’t know any better. Believe it or not, we have a conscience about these things. And we’ve made plenty of our own mistakes, and will probably make far worse ones.
But then we saw the list of people who had received this email. It was everywhere. Whatever extra dose of publicity we were about to give this girl, it was clear her name had already traveled far and wide within the industry, and especially London, where she worked.
Still, we were kind to the girl. In our first post we redacted her last name. It soon became apparent that there was no containing the story, however, so we eventually surrendered to the inevitable.
Where is Lucy now? We did some checking but haven’t heard anything. If you know Lucy Gao—or if you are Lucy Gao—please send us an email. Tips(at)dealbreaker(dot)com wants to know!
After the jump, we bring you the email that started the mess.
And of course, there’s a lot more Lucy Gao madness in our archives, where she earned her very own entry.
Lucy Gao Archives [DealBreaker.com]

—-Original Message—– – From: Lucy [CIR] Sent: 16 August 2006 12:53 Subject: Details and instructions for Lucy’s Ritz Party
Dear Friends,
Thank you for all your replies and I am glad all of you can come this
Friday to celebrate my 21st with me.
Please read ALL the following to ensure your entry into the Ritz.
Lucy’s 21st Birthday Party
at The Ritz Hotel London
Friday, 18th of August
9pm Champagne Reception
10pm Photo Shoots
10:30pm Blowing Candles
Mid-night Pangaea, Mayfair
I have arranged the Ritz to host a Champagne Reception with a selection
of Ritz Champagne for all my guests, this will be on me so please come
and indulge.
A specially made birthday cake has also been ordered and the Ritz
waiters will kindly serve you each a generous slice with Ritz cutleries,
etc…also on me .
INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTRY:
* When you arrive, take the Hotel entry on the opposite side of
the Green Park tube station [Please refer to your arrival time at the
end of this email]
* When asked “how can I help you Sir/Madame?”, you reply “I am
here for Lucy’s Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar”
* You will be escorted to the lounge area next to the Rivoli bar,
where you will hopefully see a gorgeous group of ladies.
If you experience any issues getting in or getting to the Ritz, please
call my mobile on xxx xxx xxx and my PA Ms XXXX will kindly deal with
your queries between 8:30pm to 10pm.
STRICT DRESS CODE:
Gentlemen: Jacket, shirt, and please also bring a tie (no jeans,
trainers, flip-flops, polo-shirts)
Ladies: skirt/top, cocktail dress (no denim, min-skirts, flip-flips, bad
tastes)
Advice 1: It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress,
the less likely you shall be denied entry.
Advice 2: Photos will be taken between 10pm to 10:30pm, and these will
be distributed once processed, therefore you may want to be
well-groomed!
Finally…
I will be accepting cards and small gifts between 9pm to 11pm…
wink> hehehe
I very much look forward to seeing you all at the Ritz this Friday.
Lucy
ARRIVAL TIMES: [Please stick to these as best as you can, thank you]
9:00pm: [names nine friends].
9:15pm: [next nine friends].
9:30pm: [eleven friends; clearly the most vulgar arrival slot].
9:45pm: [four more friends; most exclusive arrival time].
10:00pm: [five friends]
Lucy XXX
Citigroup | Real Estate Equity Research
4th Floor, Citigroup Centre (CGC1)
25 Canada Square, London E14 5LB
Direct Line: xx xxx xxx xxxx
Fax: +xx xxx xxx xxxx
Mobile: +xx xxx xxx xxxx
Email: [email protected]

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