• 30 Apr 2007 at 2:15 PM
  • Pharma

Just when you stopped believing in God

Monkey.jpg Put down that Dawkins book and stop reading that Hitchens interview, there may be hope for divine intervention yet. In other big (HUGE) pharma news today, a pill that causes women to lose weight AND their inhibitions could be on the market in the next 10 years (right at the point when age will render us in dire need of administering such a pill to our dates, sans hedge fund). Researchers from the Medical Research Council’s Human Reproduction Unit in Edinburgh found the hormone-releasing pill causes female monkeys and shrews to develop the dual effects (which I guess somehow aren’t correlated with each other).
Hope for sex-boost slimming pill – [BBC]

Comments (2)

  1. Posted by Meathead | April 30, 2007 at 2:41 PM

    “a pill that causes women to lose weight AND their inhibitions could be on the market in the next 10 years ”
    It already exists, and it’s already illegal. Anavar is a mild anabolic steroid popular amongst fitness and figure models. Male bodybuilders dismiss it as a “chick drug” because of it’s mildness, but the lack of serious androgenic side effects make it poplular with women. Moderate doses of anavar will help give a woman a six-pack, make her a horny little monkey, and isn’t as likely as Nandrolone to give her a fearsome, angry three inch clit.

  2. Posted by anonymous | April 30, 2007 at 3:08 PM

    “Dates”? Note the plural. You’re being a little optimistic now, aren’t you?

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