• 13 Apr 2007 at 8:58 AM
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The Poetry of Dan Loeb Is On The Money

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Our quick hit last night on CNBC’s On The Money. We discuss the latest poetic outburst of Third Point’s Dan Loeb.

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    Comments (22)

    1. 1
      Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2007 at 10:41 AM

      Who is that guy on the show? Should we care?

    2. 2
      Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2007 at 10:45 AM

      At first I thought Carney should shave that stupid GEICO caveman beard he was rocking in the first batch of CNBC interviews, but upon taking a closer look and realizing how fucking ugly he is, I want the beard back!

    3. 3
      Posted by Banker chick | April 13, 2007 at 10:46 AM

      Mmmm. Carney is edible. Long, long, long Carney.

    4. 4
      Posted by voiceoftheemployee | April 13, 2007 at 10:47 AM

      why can’t bess make cncbc appearances instead that mongoloid?

    5. 5
      Posted by Lawrence | April 13, 2007 at 10:51 AM

      Whatevs. Carney, put in a good word with Rebecca Jarvis on my behalf. Otherwise, you’re dead to me.

    6. 6
      Posted by Lawrence | April 13, 2007 at 10:51 AM

      Whatevs. Carney, put in a good word with Rebecca Jarvis on my behalf. Otherwise, you’re dead to me.

    7. 7
      Posted by Tess D'Urban Ville | April 13, 2007 at 11:06 AM

      Voice is obviously gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But definitely not a girl. And definitely not attuned to male attractiveness in the way girls are.
      So maybe not gay.
      Just retarded.
      Carney=lickable.

    8. 8
      Posted by voiceoftheemployee | April 13, 2007 at 11:44 AM

      tess,
      i concede i am not well-attuned to male attractiveness. apologies…

    9. 9
      Posted by Percy Walker | April 13, 2007 at 11:56 AM

      My entries for celebrity look-alike contest:
      1. Alan Colmes
      2. Bruce Dern

    10. 10
      Posted by Dan It | April 13, 2007 at 12:09 PM

      Wrong, Percy. Clearly this guy:
      http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/giovanni-ribisi1.jpg

    11. 11
      Posted by voiceoftheemployee | April 13, 2007 at 12:16 PM

      well done, dan it.

    12. 12
      Posted by Ben | April 13, 2007 at 1:31 PM

      Kind of reminds me of Lon Chaney
      http://www.mesimaginaires.com/co2/lon%20chaney.jpg

    13. 13
      Posted by LexSteelz | April 13, 2007 at 2:24 PM

      Carney’s parents caught in the act…
      http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k25/lexsteelz/Carney.png

    14. 14
      Posted by BSD | April 13, 2007 at 2:48 PM

      LexSteelz,
      A rooster and a rabbit offspring, or Cockbit is a fierce animal. Better watch out. Then again, your homeboys look tough: http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k25/lexsteelz/hall05.jpg

    15. 15
      Posted by LexSteelz | April 13, 2007 at 2:52 PM

      That’s Lil’ Jon…WHATTTT? Halloween, suhn.

    16. 16
      Posted by MSM Hack | April 13, 2007 at 3:08 PM

      I second the idea that Bess, not Carney should be the CNBC face of DealBreaker. Sorry girls, its the way I roll…

    17. 17
      Posted by Guns and Love | April 13, 2007 at 3:21 PM

      I dunno. Carney actually knows a thing or two about finance. And he’s got good hair.
      Would Bess just go on to talk about planes and CEO fights?

    18. 18
      Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2007 at 3:37 PM

      Is that Tim Sykes?

    19. 19
      Posted by Give-Up Agreement | April 13, 2007 at 3:40 PM

      I too, would much rather see the lovely Bess on TV. If Carney’s not going to sermonize on old man Buffett’s eternal damnation, there’s absolutely no point in having to look at his Quasimodo Rabisi face.
      Plus, Bess could talk about not being able to talk about being sued by Brian Hunter and his salmon.

    20. 20
      Posted by Banker Chick | April 13, 2007 at 3:47 PM

      Jealous men, all of you.
      Have you even seen that kilt. Rawr!
      Hot.

    21. 21
      Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2007 at 8:53 PM

      Bess Bess Bess Bess Bess

    22. 22
      Posted by Lurking | April 23, 2007 at 11:01 PM

      I don’t get it. Are you guys gay? No? So why are you obsessed with whether Carney is cute enough for you?
      Have you ever seen Bess? No? So why are you convinced she is your dreamed for sex goddess? Oh, right, because reading her stuff on the internet is the closest you’ve ever been to a female.

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