The Poetry of Dan Loeb Is On The Money

Posted by , Apr 13, 2007 10:45AM

At first I thought Carney should shave that stupid GEICO caveman beard he was rocking in the first batch of CNBC interviews, but upon taking a closer look and realizing how fucking ugly he is, I want the beard back!

Posted by Banker chick, Apr 13, 2007 10:46AM

Mmmm. Carney is edible. Long, long, long Carney.

Posted by voiceoftheemployee, Apr 13, 2007 10:47AM

why can't bess make cncbc appearances instead that mongoloid?

Posted by Lawrence, Apr 13, 2007 10:51AM

Whatevs. Carney, put in a good word with Rebecca Jarvis on my behalf. Otherwise, you're dead to me.

Posted by Lawrence, Apr 13, 2007 10:51AM

Whatevs. Carney, put in a good word with Rebecca Jarvis on my behalf. Otherwise, you're dead to me.

Posted by Tess D'Urban Ville, Apr 13, 2007 11:06AM

Voice is obviously gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But definitely not a girl. And definitely not attuned to male attractiveness in the way girls are.

So maybe not gay.

Just retarded.

Carney=lickable.

Posted by voiceoftheemployee, Apr 13, 2007 11:44AM

tess,

i concede i am not well-attuned to male attractiveness. apologies...

Posted by Percy Walker, Apr 13, 2007 11:56AM

My entries for celebrity look-alike contest:

1. Alan Colmes

2. Bruce Dern

Posted by Dan It, Apr 13, 2007 12:09PM

Wrong, Percy. Clearly this guy:

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/giovanni-ribisi1.jpg

Posted by voiceoftheemployee, Apr 13, 2007 12:16PM

well done, dan it.

Posted by Ben, Apr 13, 2007 1:31PM

Kind of reminds me of Lon Chaney

http://www.mesimaginaires.com/co2/lon%20chaney.jpg

Posted by LexSteelz, Apr 13, 2007 2:24PM

Carney's parents caught in the act...

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k25/lexsteelz/Carney.png

Posted by BSD, Apr 13, 2007 2:48PM

LexSteelz,

A rooster and a rabbit offspring, or Cockbit is a fierce animal. Better watch out. Then again, your homeboys look tough: http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k25/lexsteelz/hall05.jpg

Posted by LexSteelz, Apr 13, 2007 2:52PM

That's Lil' Jon...WHATTTT? Halloween, suhn.

Posted by MSM Hack, Apr 13, 2007 3:08PM

I second the idea that Bess, not Carney should be the CNBC face of DealBreaker. Sorry girls, its the way I roll...

Posted by Guns and Love, Apr 13, 2007 3:21PM

I dunno. Carney actually knows a thing or two about finance. And he's got good hair.

Would Bess just go on to talk about planes and CEO fights?

Posted by , Apr 13, 2007 3:37PM

Is that Tim Sykes?

Posted by Give-Up Agreement, Apr 13, 2007 3:40PM

I too, would much rather see the lovely Bess on TV. If Carney's not going to sermonize on old man Buffett's eternal damnation, there's absolutely no point in having to look at his Quasimodo Rabisi face.

Plus, Bess could talk about not being able to talk about being sued by Brian Hunter and his salmon.

Posted by Banker Chick, Apr 13, 2007 3:47PM

Jealous men, all of you.

Have you even seen that kilt. Rawr!

Hot.

Posted by , Apr 14, 2007 8:53PM

Bess Bess Bess Bess Bess

Posted by Lurking, Apr 23, 2007 11:01PM

I don't get it. Are you guys gay? No? So why are you obsessed with whether Carney is cute enough for you?

Have you ever seen Bess? No? So why are you convinced she is your dreamed for sex goddess? Oh, right, because reading her stuff on the internet is the closest you've ever been to a female.