Caption Contest Thursday: If These Bankers Can't Even Properly Execute A Waterfall, How Can You Expect Them To Increase Deal Volume?

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First entry: "Never have I ever tipped my friends off to a forthcoming deal and then charged 5 and 44 on the return."

Second entry: "Never have I ever used Mergers and Acquisitions for clean up." (These men are unconscionable liars.)

Commuters’ Cocktail Hour Likely to Keep Rolling [NYT]

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:08PM

Hey look, it's a girl! Let's all drink and stare at her.

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:15PM

is that a stripper pole?

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Posted by anon , May 31, 2007 1:16PM

That doesn't look too fun.

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:20PM

this is the best day ever!

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Posted by Ben_H , May 31, 2007 1:21PM

You should see what we drink on the *ride home*!

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Posted by Jamie.BuchersGhost , May 31, 2007 1:24PM

So...this one time at bandcamp.

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:29PM

hey intern, you're 21, right?

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Posted by Wachovia , May 31, 2007 1:29PM

Live from A.G. Edwards in St. Louis...

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:42PM

Wachovia FA's: Well if we have to move from Charlotte to St Louis we'd better start practicing.

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:50PM

show us your freckles levin

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Posted by , May 31, 2007 1:53PM

Woohoo JT Marlin is #1! Can't wait to tear it up at White Plains!

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Posted by Stephanie Zizou , May 31, 2007 3:08PM

"The Blue Shirt, first studied and documented in detail by Bess Levin, is shown here confronted with a female outside of it's normal habitat. The Blue Shirt displays interest with facial expressions of confusion and deep concern - sometimes combined with an uncomfortable smile (see third from left). A White Shirt watches and waits for the female's reaction from a safe distance. The stray Polo who has joined the group uses a different tactic - note the impressive tuft of chest hair peeking from under his decorative sunglasses. The group must ingest 12 to 28 ounces of alcohol and wait at least 20 minutes before they are able to communicate with either the female or each other. Let's watch."

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Posted by Stephanie Zizou , May 31, 2007 3:09PM

"The Blue Shirt, first studied and documented in detail by Bess Levin, is shown here confronted with a female outside of it's normal habitat. The Blue Shirt displays interest with facial expressions of confusion and deep concern - sometimes combined with an uncomfortable smile (see third from left). A White Shirt watches and waits for the female's reaction from a safe distance. The stray Polo who has joined the group uses a different tactic - note the impressive tuft of chest hair peeking from under his decorative sunglasses. The group must ingest 12 to 28 ounces of alcohol and wait at least 20 minutes before they are able to communicate with either the female or each other. Let's watch."

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Posted by anon anon , May 31, 2007 4:41PM

It's the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Kiss.

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Posted by Bulging Bracket , May 31, 2007 5:43PM

Ms. Zizou: need to get your eyes checked, sunglass boy is actually white shirt #2, he just has his sleeves rolled up. You can see the placket of his shirt going all the way down to his belt = not a golf shirt. Otheriwse great analysis of the field research.

PS what kind of small timers drink Bud out of cans? I know they're on the train, rather than having drivers, but jesus, at least get a flask or something. Bud's only for frat parties!

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Posted by Bob Fleming , May 31, 2007 11:42PM

The husky Blue Shirt to the left is employing a suspiciously suggestive grip to the pole, which, under the circumstances, is a tactic unlikely to attract the female.

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Posted by BF , May 31, 2007 11:50PM

Thank God for the bar car!! After a night out at Pipeline or NY Dolls, I used to down 2 cans of Fosters from GCT to Greenwich 2 or 3 times a week. And I wasn't the only one. Those were the days.

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Posted by stinkee , Jun 01, 2007 8:43AM

"Whao...Bess is up to 4 ping pong balls!"

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