First entry: “Never have I ever tipped my friends off to a forthcoming deal and then charged 5 and 44 on the return.”
Second entry: “Never have I ever used Mergers and Acquisitions for clean up.” (These men are unconscionable liars.)
Commuters’ Cocktail Hour Likely to Keep Rolling [NYT]
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Caption Contest Thursday: If These Bankers Can’t Even Properly Execute A Waterfall, How Can You Expect Them To Increase Deal Volume?
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Hey look, it’s a girl! Let’s all drink and stare at her.
is that a stripper pole?
That doesn’t look too fun.
this is the best day ever!
You should see what we drink on the *ride home*!
So…this one time at bandcamp.
hey intern, you’re 21, right?
Live from A.G. Edwards in St. Louis…
Wachovia FA’s: Well if we have to move from Charlotte to St Louis we’d better start practicing.
show us your freckles levin
Woohoo JT Marlin is #1! Can’t wait to tear it up at White Plains!
“The Blue Shirt, first studied and documented in detail by Bess Levin, is shown here confronted with a female outside of it’s normal habitat. The Blue Shirt displays interest with facial expressions of confusion and deep concern – sometimes combined with an uncomfortable smile (see third from left). A White Shirt watches and waits for the female’s reaction from a safe distance. The stray Polo who has joined the group uses a different tactic – note the impressive tuft of chest hair peeking from under his decorative sunglasses. The group must ingest 12 to 28 ounces of alcohol and wait at least 20 minutes before they are able to communicate with either the female or each other. Let’s watch.”
“The Blue Shirt, first studied and documented in detail by Bess Levin, is shown here confronted with a female outside of it’s normal habitat. The Blue Shirt displays interest with facial expressions of confusion and deep concern – sometimes combined with an uncomfortable smile (see third from left). A White Shirt watches and waits for the female’s reaction from a safe distance. The stray Polo who has joined the group uses a different tactic – note the impressive tuft of chest hair peeking from under his decorative sunglasses. The group must ingest 12 to 28 ounces of alcohol and wait at least 20 minutes before they are able to communicate with either the female or each other. Let’s watch.”
It’s the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Kiss.
Ms. Zizou: need to get your eyes checked, sunglass boy is actually white shirt #2, he just has his sleeves rolled up. You can see the placket of his shirt going all the way down to his belt = not a golf shirt. Otheriwse great analysis of the field research.
PS what kind of small timers drink Bud out of cans? I know they’re on the train, rather than having drivers, but jesus, at least get a flask or something. Bud’s only for frat parties!
The husky Blue Shirt to the left is employing a suspiciously suggestive grip to the pole, which, under the circumstances, is a tactic unlikely to attract the female.
Thank God for the bar car!! After a night out at Pipeline or NY Dolls, I used to down 2 cans of Fosters from GCT to Greenwich 2 or 3 times a week. And I wasn’t the only one. Those were the days.
“Whao…Bess is up to 4 ping pong balls!”