Caption Contest Wednesday

Posted by , May 23, 2007 3:21PM

Here Lies A DoucheBag

Posted by , May 23, 2007 3:29PM

god i hate traders

Posted by , May 23, 2007 3:36PM

I Fucked Tim Sykes On This Chair

Posted by KH, May 23, 2007 3:41PM

I got the idea for "Magic Bus" from the Jitney...

(tell me that doesn't look like The Who's Pete Townshend?)

Posted by , May 23, 2007 3:41PM

"This where I come after Tim Sykes licks my balls, of course that between trades for him. OOOOOOHHHH that little boy is such a silly billy. JK Timmy, I love when you gargle with my nuts."

Posted by harvey, May 23, 2007 4:14PM

Q- Why is it so hard to get a descent bl*wjob in Manhattan during the summer?
A- Because all the c*cksuckers go to the Hamptons.

Posted by Piss gold instead, May 23, 2007 4:53PM

I only drink the finest analyst urine out of my flutes.

Posted by Man, May 23, 2007 5:01PM

Wow, how can you justify paying for a social life? If you don't have it, you obviously didn't go to the right schools, come from the right family...etc.
Not that I'm saying everyone does, or that there's something special about that particular life. Just that, you should be who you are and who you were raised to be. If you didn't go to prep school in new england, stop trying to buy the lifestyle. If you didn't grow up in a ghetto, stop trying to act like it...etc. Bottom line, don't front. If you aren't born into it, you're not it and paying for it just because you happen to get a job on Wall Street doesn't count either.

Posted by Man, May 23, 2007 5:02PM

Wow, how can you justify paying for a social life? If you don't have it, you obviously didn't go to the right schools, come from the right family...etc.
Not that I'm saying everyone does, or that there's something special about that particular life. Just that, you should be who you are and who you were raised to be. If you didn't go to prep school in new england, stop trying to buy the lifestyle. If you didn't grow up in a ghetto, stop trying to act like it...etc. Bottom line, don't front. If you aren't born into it, you're not it and paying for it just because you happen to get a job on Wall Street doesn't count either.

Posted by anon, May 23, 2007 5:09PM

"Man," did you go to a New England prep school by any chance?

Posted by Anon, May 23, 2007 5:29PM

What happens if you grew up in ghetto, but have a trust fund and went to a prep school? And your family is old money? Then what, hmmm?

Posted by HNW, May 23, 2007 6:03PM

How utterly vulgar! I would never pay for a "social life". The main reason being, I look down on most people. In my opinion, the US is full of douchebags. Assholes are a dime a dozen here. The culture seems to encourage people to act like dumbasses, which isn't really that hard when you come right down to it. Most people simply aren't worth knowing. And anyway, if you possess a measure of charm, good looks, breeding, money, and intelligence, as I do, you don't need to spend money to meet people. People come to you. Pick your friends and clients carefully. When it comes to choosing people with whom to socialise, it's best to be discriminating.

Posted by , May 23, 2007 6:49PM

Has anyone told that guy he is balding? He might want to spend some money trying to reverse that before he blows his bonus trying to buy a social life.

Posted by #cruncher, May 23, 2007 7:00PM

Yo, Andrew. Davey Hansen and his pals in the Jickets Club just called. They want their hairstyle back.

http://www.daveyandgoliath.org/originalphotos.html

Posted by LippyTex, May 23, 2007 10:21PM

Caption: 'But, you can call me "Dick".

Posted by igotitonwithbesslevin, May 23, 2007 11:44PM

Caption: "Men with Asian fettishes."

Posted by , May 23, 2007 11:57PM

you wish, "igotitonwithbesslevin"

Posted by , May 24, 2007 2:13AM

Makes me long/loathe my first week of East Coast schooling when I asked about the elevation of the Hamptons for backpacking potential. I seriously thought it was a mountain range. Didn't get asked to rush there.

Posted by , May 24, 2007 8:43AM

Anon 2:13 that is actually one of the funnier things anyone has posted on this site

Posted by , May 24, 2007 8:50AM

Hmm, Andrew Rinaldi from UBS at 299 Park hasn't been logged onto his Bloomberg for two days now...must be taking an extra long weekend in the Hamptons. Wonder if he's hanging with the other recently infamous posing Andrew on a bit of a career sabatical.

Posted by Anon, May 24, 2007 9:08AM

So easy, a caveman can do it

Posted by 52" Chest, 21" Biceps, 30" Waist, May 24, 2007 7:39PM

Doesn't this kind of shit get you fired?