The 49th richest person in the world ($12bn), David Koch, co-owner (with older bro Charles) of the world’s largest private company Koch Industries, wants you to know he bagged a hottie over 20 years his junior. He wants you to know this by putting it in the creepiest terms humanly possible, by giving us the image of a porcine sonogram ogler, from Page Six:
DAVID Koch, the 6-foot-6 billionaire from Kansas, is extremely proud of his lovely blond wife, Julia. “Did you know that I was just out of college when my future bride was only 6 weeks old?” Koch, 66, informed writer Gregory Speck at the American Ballet Theater gala on Monday. “Well, they say that even a blind hog sometimes finds a truffle.”
Your verdict on Mrs. Koch (or how many times Mr. Koch got laid at MIT)?
Also, doesn’t David look like a slightly bloated Michael Caine?
Trophy Truffle [New York Post]
Go Koch Go!
Good for him. And her.
Hey, unlike a certain other billionaire, at least she was legal when he nailed her!
Her: Hot for Kansas. Him: Hot for MIT circa 1960 which means he got to thrid base. Once.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with bagging a younger piece of tail! Good for him.
Yes, good call, in the pic Koch does look like a puffy Michael Caine.
Could be worse. They could be related.
It is so funny you said that Michael Caine thing because I read Koch’s comments to myself in a cockney accent for no reason…now I understand…hahaha
Hey, he’s better looking and less creepy than Bill Koch. Remember the Catherine de Castelbajac faxes?
I wonder if he did a little “grunt grunt” noise after saying that.
I would have.
Giggity giggity, ALL-RIGHT!
the scary thing not mentioned is that he spent 46 years in college.