Creepy Koch

kochs.jpg The 49th richest person in the world ($12bn), David Koch, co-owner (with older bro Charles) of the world’s largest private company Koch Industries, wants you to know he bagged a hottie over 20 years his junior. He wants you to know this by putting it in the creepiest terms humanly possible, by giving us the image of a porcine sonogram ogler, from Page Six:

DAVID Koch, the 6-foot-6 billionaire from Kansas, is extremely proud of his lovely blond wife, Julia. “Did you know that I was just out of college when my future bride was only 6 weeks old?” Koch, 66, informed writer Gregory Speck at the American Ballet Theater gala on Monday. “Well, they say that even a blind hog sometimes finds a truffle.”

Your verdict on Mrs. Koch (or how many times Mr. Koch got laid at MIT)?
Also, doesn’t David look like a slightly bloated Michael Caine?
Trophy Truffle [New York Post]

Comments (10)

  1. Posted by SDH | May 17, 2007 at 9:53 AM

    Go Koch Go!

  2. Posted by Zbignew | May 17, 2007 at 10:38 AM

    Good for him. And her.
    Hey, unlike a certain other billionaire, at least she was legal when he nailed her!

  3. Posted by MSM Hack | May 17, 2007 at 11:07 AM

    Her: Hot for Kansas. Him: Hot for MIT circa 1960 which means he got to thrid base. Once.

  4. Posted by anon | May 17, 2007 at 12:01 PM

    Hey, there’s nothing wrong with bagging a younger piece of tail! Good for him.
    Yes, good call, in the pic Koch does look like a puffy Michael Caine.

  5. Posted by creepy | May 17, 2007 at 12:11 PM

    Could be worse. They could be related.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    It is so funny you said that Michael Caine thing because I read Koch’s comments to myself in a cockney accent for no reason…now I understand…hahaha

  7. Posted by Anon | May 17, 2007 at 12:37 PM

    Hey, he’s better looking and less creepy than Bill Koch. Remember the Catherine de Castelbajac faxes?

  8. Posted by eddy | May 17, 2007 at 1:38 PM

    I wonder if he did a little “grunt grunt” noise after saying that.
    I would have.

  9. Posted by Quagmire | May 17, 2007 at 1:49 PM

    Giggity giggity, ALL-RIGHT!

  10. Posted by beanspants1 | May 17, 2007 at 11:56 PM

    the scary thing not mentioned is that he spent 46 years in college.

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