DealBreaker’s PartPuzzler 2007: Billionairesses Edition

boobies 1.jpg What better way to celebrate summer (or at least the first day muggy enough for New Yorkers to complain about where spring went) than with the emergence of only slightly obstructed ladyparts? Now that winter coats have been shed and even the most melanin deficient specimens have been reversed bleached a bit, DealBreaker presents the first installment of our new PartPuzzler feature.

Over the next several weeks, the crack DealBreaker field & graphics team (the stream guys went on strike) will be compiling imagery of the most important anatomical features (and accessories that adorn them) of the financial world – the most bulging (er…brackets?) bulges, the loveliest pantsuits, the most aggressively holstered Blackberries...

The first PartPuzzler segment is a good old fashioned game of “Misaligned Mammaries” (“Whose Boobs?” to the layperson), courtesy of our new Senior Functioning Mammary Gland Research Analyst (ie – intern), Scott Bressler, who has had the arduous task of staring at baby feeders for the past two days. The category is Billionaire Heiresses, or “Billionairesses,” as we like to call them. After the jump there are twelve pairs of extremely valuable steamed milk dispensers – your job is to match them with one of the Billionairesses listed below. To throw you off the trail, one of the semi and sometimes artificially busty beauties is pictured twice.

Post your answers or send them to tips at dealbreaker dot com. We’re still figuring out a prize for the first set of correct answers, but rest assured there will be one (probably…).


The lovely ladies:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Ivanka Trump Dylan Lauren
Paris Hilton Aerin Lauder Kimberly Kravis
Tamara Ecclestone Nicky Hilton Holly Branson
Delphine Arnault Gancia Amanda Hearst
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