The Man Who Won Our 'Who's Got Your Back Poll' By A Whopping-- Yes 'Whopping'-- 26.9%

johnmack2.jpgDid a love of Parker Brothers board games, Monopoly in particular, get John Mack to return to the Dean Witter-tainted Morgan Stanley in 2005? According to the non-news driven article about the Lebanese Lothario* on Page One of today’s Wall Street Journal: maybe (always so vague, the Journalettes). As you probably know, after the train wreck that was the Morgan Stanley-Dean Witter merger, things got awkward between Mack and DW chief Philip Purcell, who became chairman and chief executive of the new company. So bad that Mack left in January 2001. Retirement (also known as running Credit Suisse Group) was going pretty well, until one day, Mack’s son, always the rabble-rouser, gifted his father with a “custom Monopoly board with a ‘Chance’ card that read: ‘A struggle with Phil Purcell finds you in a dilemma at MSDW. Should you stay or should you Go? You choose Go.” (Yes, let’s all pause to make sure we’ve taken that 72-hour pill within the allotted 72 hours. We’ll wait).

And that’s what it took to get the Mack Man back at helm of a Morgan Stanley whose business was in the toilet. MS had missed the train to private equity town. MS was dragging the dead weight that was (is) Discover. MS was making Merrill Lynch look good. Since sometime after that that fateful day, Mack’s been buying up everything from Tennessee Avenue to Waterworks (not to mention winning $10 after coming in second place in the beauty contest. True story).

As the J notes, “playing catch up” has come at a price. Namely: the $30 million to woo Stephen Trevor from Goldman and the concerns over the high risks of getting so involved in private equity by a staunchly investment banker bank. And they’re nowhere near Blankfein and Co., who have a $20 billion buyout fund/$28 billion in investments versus Morgan Stanley’s (projected to be) $6 billion buyout fund/$8 billion investments.

But Mack lives with the constant pressure of his Monopoly-gifting son breathing down his neck, and is working hard to make things better. He slashed paychecks for last year’s poor performers (a group that did not include John Mack, who got $41.4 million in 2006, a 38% raise). And Morgan Stanley’s share of global M&A deals grew to 39.6% this year, up from 2004’s 17.3% during Phil Purcell’s last full year in charge. And, of course, it landed the role of co-lead on the big Blackstone IPO. Morgan Stanley stock is up some ridiculous percentage too, although so is almost every other Wall Street stock.

A couple of years ago John Mack was telling Morgan Stanley’s bankers that they had lost their “swagger.” But, to judge from today’s Journal, it looks like the swagger is back with the Mack.

At Morgan Stanley, A Game of Catch-Up [WSJ]

*Carney'’s note: Calm down, boys. We’re not talking about Mack’s private life. We assume that the name “Mack the Knife” has nothing at all to do with his after-hours activities. We’re just referring to the fact that after he broke up with Morgan Stanley he certainly managed to get around Wall Street quite bit.

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Comments

Posted by ??, May 29, 2007 2:28PM

Excuse my ignorance, but is John Mack Lebanese?

Posted by john mack is lebanese., May 29, 2007 2:35PM

yes, he is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Mack

Posted by anonymous, May 29, 2007 3:09PM

What's up with Carney's little note at the bottom of Bess' article?

BTW, Mack is American.

Posted by a lebanese american, May 29, 2007 3:12PM

his parents are lebanese, he's lebanese (american).

Posted by an english american, May 29, 2007 3:17PM

He's American, period.

Posted by , May 29, 2007 3:19PM

it seems legit to write "lebanese lethario" as a reference to his heritage. i don't think there's anything wrong w/ what levin wrote, but maybe w/ the commenter who thinks he's lebanese (and not just in essence).

Posted by anonymous, May 29, 2007 3:37PM

There's nothing wrong with what BL wrote--she's awesome as always--but there is something odd about the poster above who thinks Mack is Lebanese. As an adjective, it's fine, I would argue, but not as a noun.

Posted by Sparky Santos, May 29, 2007 3:59PM

In Sparky's humble opinion, Morgan Stanley's infamous John J. Mack is nothing more than a ranking member of the Good-Old-Boy's club of thieves that have recently corrupted Wall Street in much the same way Pools & Syndicates did with their "watering" activities in the mid to late 1920s.

And for those of you don't think Mack is a well-connected crook, then Sparky suggests you read the Senate hearing transcripts about the Paquet Capital probe.

The bottom line is that an SEC attorney-investigator by the name of Gary Aguirre correctly had Mack and a few of his croneys in his sights. But with all Mack's influence, not to mention his lawyer with "juice," the SEC completrely wimped out, fired Aguirre, and tried to sweep the matter under the carpet.

Any normal, or even Martha Stewart type, investor would have gone down! But no, not Mack; because he's crooked and connected.

And as for Mack's management abilities, all Sparky has seen the Dirtbag do is steal management crooks from other crooks and buy un-regulated hedge funds subsidiaries so MS will have a place to hide all its slimy stuff; like ridiculously-leveraged deriviatives that are essentially tied to thin air.

Sparky's Opinion & Prediction: Mack's day of reckoning will come, and it may very well come much sooner than he expects ~

IMHO,

Sparky

Posted by Bulging Bracket, May 29, 2007 5:01PM

Sparky, go back to DU or Kos where you belong.

If you're going to spin Marxist conspiracies, it would be at least useful if you knew what company the allegations related to: Pequot Capital. What the hell is Paquet? Aguirre is a hack who joined the SEC at retirement age and then was cranky when he wasn't treated how he thought he should have been. DB has been over (and over and over) this territory, but thanks for jumping in with no background.

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