eyeliner4.jpgCross-dressing tranny investment bankers (is that redundant?) being our beat, it’s kind of a blow to the ego that we can’t get this one:

WHICH multifaceted investment banker has been freaking friends
out with his atrocious attire? The formerly fashion-forward mogul has
recently been spotted by close pals “wearing muumuus, kimonos and
eyeliner.”

This is an out-and-out plea. I have no [real] job, no money, no woman, no prospects, nothing on the horizon, no action at all, and no conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning (though I like to get the Daily News). I NEED to know. Help me now.
Just Asking [NYP]
The Keys [Seinfeld Scripts]

Comments (11)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 1:16 PM

    sounds like my buddy jeff at gs.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 1:20 PM

    what the fucking fuck?!

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    GOLDMAN

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Bess I’m sure you could get a woman if you wanted one

  5. Posted by Bluebeard | June 13, 2007 at 2:05 PM

    wow, Schwarzman made the NY Post too

  6. Posted by vespa | June 13, 2007 at 2:32 PM

    what happened to the playboy post?

  7. Posted by anon | June 13, 2007 at 2:41 PM

    vespa, it was pulled. I think Bess was posting under the influence.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 3:01 PM

    http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/06/if_your_mom_worked_on_wall_str.php
    Pics are gone.
    Honestly WTF though? Bess – you must realize people read this mostly at work. Great idea, but use a clearly labeled link instead of images right in the post next time.

  9. Posted by Zbignew | June 13, 2007 at 3:02 PM

    Wow, Playboy musta slapped a C&D on you faster than you could say “Brian Hunter.”

  10. Posted by bess fan | June 13, 2007 at 3:05 PM

    3:01– a link? playboy doesn’t have it’s pics from 1989 online. levin– email?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 13, 2007 at 4:38 PM

    come on SOMEbody must have this online somewhere

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