Blind Item: Smells Like Bear Stearns

Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 13, 2007, 12:53pm

eyeliner4.jpgCross-dressing tranny investment bankers (is that redundant?) being our beat, it's kind of a blow to the ego that we can't get this one:

WHICH multifaceted investment banker has been freaking friends out with his atrocious attire? The formerly fashion-forward mogul has recently been spotted by close pals "wearing muumuus, kimonos and eyeliner."

This is an out-and-out plea. I have no [real] job, no money, no woman, no prospects, nothing on the horizon, no action at all, and no conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning (though I like to get the Daily News). I NEED to know. Help me now.

Just Asking [NYP]
The Keys [Seinfeld Scripts]

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Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 1:16PM

sounds like my buddy jeff at gs.

Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 1:20PM

what the fucking fuck?!

Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 1:30PM

GOLDMAN

Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 1:55PM

Bess I'm sure you could get a woman if you wanted one

Posted by Bluebeard, Jun 13, 2007 2:05PM

wow, Schwarzman made the NY Post too

Posted by vespa, Jun 13, 2007 2:32PM

what happened to the playboy post?

Posted by anon, Jun 13, 2007 2:41PM

vespa, it was pulled. I think Bess was posting under the influence.

Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 3:01PM

http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/06/if_your_mom_worked_on_wall_str.php

Pics are gone.
Honestly WTF though? Bess - you must realize people read this mostly at work. Great idea, but use a clearly labeled link instead of images right in the post next time.

Posted by Zbignew, Jun 13, 2007 3:02PM

Wow, Playboy musta slapped a C&D on you faster than you could say "Brian Hunter."

Posted by bess fan, Jun 13, 2007 3:05PM

3:01-- a link? playboy doesn't have it's pics from 1989 online. levin-- email?

Posted by , Jun 13, 2007 4:38PM

come on SOMEbody must have this online somewhere

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