• 06 Jun 2007 at 3:44 PM
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Caption Contest: What’s On This Hedge Fund Manager’s Mind?

By Bess Levin

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[Photo: Lauren Lancaster, Veras]
Tell us and we’ll get you wet. Details:


WSV_Invite_Small(2).jpgWall Street Volunteers (a charity started by a former Goldman Sachs employee in 2004 that places volunteers at various organizations—homeless, education, elderly, children, etc throughout New York) is holding a summer benefit at Runway Lounge tomorrow night (June 7) from 8 to 11 PM. Tickets are $85 but open bar and hors d’oeuvres are included and it’s for humanity. The top caption will get two free tickets (presuming you actually have a date to take). Surely you can’t all be going to the CitySquash Bash.

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  1. 1
    Posted by hf manager | June 6, 2007 at 4:10 PM

    i wish i could grow chest hair.

  2. 2
    Posted by mikel | June 6, 2007 at 4:14 PM

    The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

  3. 3
    Posted by Brian | June 6, 2007 at 4:14 PM

    Man, I need to get a woman or at least a goat.

  4. 4
    Posted by mike trader | June 6, 2007 at 4:15 PM

    The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

  5. 5
    Posted by observer | June 6, 2007 at 4:15 PM

    Its ironic that i make so much $ but my wee wee is so small.

  6. 6
    Posted by hedgie | June 6, 2007 at 4:18 PM

    This shit is getting old.

  7. 7
    Posted by m trade | June 6, 2007 at 4:19 PM

    Hmmm, how many Yen does it cost for an order of wontons?

  8. 8
    Posted by Texas Energy | June 6, 2007 at 4:19 PM

    This weekend was a complete disaster. Friday night I was partying with some friends at Vessel and we ended up getting bottle service, which is never a good idea for me.

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:20 PM

    seems as though they’re doing it for charity, hedgie douche bag.

  10. 10
    Posted by thain | June 6, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday.

  11. 11
    Posted by pbate | June 6, 2007 at 4:23 PM

    I have to return some videotapes.

  12. 12
    Posted by johnny208 | June 6, 2007 at 4:29 PM

    You’re money’s on the dresser, Levin

  13. 13
    Posted by fuckwit | June 6, 2007 at 4:31 PM

    Hey, Anonymous @ 4:20 – that was his caption, dumbass.

  14. 14
    Posted by inappropriate | June 6, 2007 at 4:33 PM

    BSD huh…? More like equities in Dallas.

  15. 15
    Posted by LippyTex | June 6, 2007 at 4:34 PM

    Caption: “Man, I’m hoping the stain I’m sitting on was the chocolate mint they usually leave on the turned down bed at night…..”

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:34 PM

    You’re money’s on the dresser, carney.

  17. 17
    Posted by Alex | June 6, 2007 at 4:38 PM

    “BSD huh…? More like equities in Dallas.”
    Show is over folks. We have a winner.

  18. 18
    Posted by Philanderer | June 6, 2007 at 4:38 PM

    Deeez Nutzzz

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:39 PM

    Bess is the best! I wish someday she would return my IMs.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:44 PM

    she’s online now, why don’t you give it a try?

  21. 21
    Posted by LSD | June 6, 2007 at 4:51 PM

    I can’t believe I ended up on the same side of a trade as Brian Hunter. Maybe I’m not cut out for this anymore.

  22. 22
    Posted by LL | June 6, 2007 at 4:58 PM

    Man, that Carney went down like Amaranth …

  23. 23
    Posted by Natural Gas Traders Hall of Fame | June 6, 2007 at 5:13 PM

    Caption: “Is that a blister I’m feeling or a scab? Hmmmm……”

  24. 24
    Posted by Jamie.BuchersGhost | June 6, 2007 at 5:21 PM

    “I’m so rich cuz i save money on NOT buying anything to put on my walls. Paintings are for suckers !! ”
    JGB
    seriously…..between the blank walls and his blank stare….which is worse?

  25. 25
    Posted by Tipo | June 6, 2007 at 5:24 PM

    Alone. Again.

  26. 26
    Posted by Jackie | June 6, 2007 at 5:33 PM

    I wonder, who do I have to bribe this week for some inside information? I need a picture above the bed and it will probably run me about $100 Million.

  27. 27
    Posted by anon | June 6, 2007 at 5:40 PM

    Who is this guy? What’s the name of his fund? I would never invest with him; why is he on the internet in bed without a shirt?

  28. 28
    Posted by anon | June 6, 2007 at 5:41 PM

    Is that Brian Hunter?

  29. 29
    Posted by anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 5:44 PM

    Will trade for sex.

  30. 30
    Posted by BSD | June 6, 2007 at 5:46 PM

    “I swear I never had a drawdown like that before!”
    Another photo of fund manager Brian “waiting” for his “friends”:
    http://www.digitalrailroad.net/veras/Common/PhotoDetailPage.aspx?msa=0&pid=494326&slid=baf792eb-f82d-4521-9f56-5e0054deae52&slididx=7&lid=0&rstid=8cbb0863-649c-4381-b2ce-f21846ea9363&aid=1

  31. 31
    Posted by Nick | June 6, 2007 at 5:56 PM

    Chung is still king!

  32. 32
    Posted by Irrelevant | June 6, 2007 at 5:57 PM

    I wonder how long people will continue to believe that I am masking beta as alpha?

  33. 33
    Posted by Gasmark | June 6, 2007 at 6:25 PM

    Caption: “In a cooking contest I’ll wok away with first prize….”

  34. 34
    Posted by stinkee | June 6, 2007 at 6:40 PM

    I’m so glad that Ari saved me from that awful Boystown party

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 6:53 PM

    “I wonder what Kumar’s up to…”

  36. 36
    Posted by Tim | June 6, 2007 at 7:18 PM

    “Where’s my shirt? I guess I’ll check the markets.”

  37. 37
    Posted by Paul Allen | June 6, 2007 at 7:20 PM

    “I have all this f***ing money, but no boyfriend..”

  38. 38
    Posted by Hiro Nakamura | June 6, 2007 at 7:30 PM

    Hewo New Yoooowk!!!!!!!

  39. 39
    Posted by Evil Dave Letterman | June 6, 2007 at 8:12 PM

    I wonder why Paris is running so late…

  40. 40
    Posted by Anurag Dikshit | June 6, 2007 at 8:18 PM

    I wonder if Tony gets whacked this week.

  41. 41
    Posted by Good Charlie | June 6, 2007 at 8:20 PM

    “you think Warren will mind if I get the hell out of Omaha before he’s done with his sponge bath?”

  42. 42
    Posted by tw | June 6, 2007 at 9:35 PM

    No matter how much I smack it, it won’t go up.

  43. 43
    Posted by tw | June 6, 2007 at 9:36 PM

    I wonder if I can blow myself….

  44. 44
    Posted by The Corner | June 6, 2007 at 10:54 PM

    I’ve failed to meet the expectations I set for myself after reading Ugly Americans

  45. 45
    Posted by Stacey Vye | June 6, 2007 at 11:02 PM

    “ooh, ow. . Wait, what the eff happened last night? GASP – Where is my F**K Me I’m a Hedge Fund Manager T-Shirt?!?”

  46. 46
    Posted by Seth Farber | June 7, 2007 at 1:52 AM

    I am in ur base killing your d00ds

  47. 47
    Posted by anony | June 7, 2007 at 5:39 AM

    trading all day long
    algos clobber my vwap
    quick, burning stop-loss

  48. 48
    Posted by de Cosmos | June 7, 2007 at 7:41 AM

    Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big!

  49. 49
    Posted by savorywadds | June 7, 2007 at 7:58 AM

    where’s da bitces?

  50. 50
    Posted by Tim Carney | June 7, 2007 at 9:00 AM

    I have no legs.

  51. 51
    Posted by Bitch, Moan, Whine | June 7, 2007 at 9:49 AM

    I really hope these pics won’t end up on DealBreaker.

  52. 52
    Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2007 at 12:15 PM

    damn, that pu pu platter is no joke!

  53. 53
    Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2007 at 3:19 PM

    LLOYD!!!!

  54. 54
    Posted by AG | June 7, 2007 at 8:48 PM

    mm.. Do i smell what the wok is cooking?

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