• 06 Jun 2007 at 3:44 PM
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Caption Contest: What’s On This Hedge Fund Manager’s Mind?

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WSV_Invite_Small(2).jpgWall Street Volunteers (a charity started by a former Goldman Sachs employee in 2004 that places volunteers at various organizations—homeless, education, elderly, children, etc throughout New York) is holding a summer benefit at Runway Lounge tomorrow night (June 7) from 8 to 11 PM. Tickets are $85 but open bar and hors d’oeuvres are included and it’s for humanity. The top caption will get two free tickets (presuming you actually have a date to take). Surely you can’t all be going to the CitySquash Bash.

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    1. 1
      Posted by hf manager | June 6, 2007 at 4:10 PM

      i wish i could grow chest hair.

    2. 2
      Posted by mikel | June 6, 2007 at 4:14 PM

      The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

    3. 3
      Posted by Brian | June 6, 2007 at 4:14 PM

      Man, I need to get a woman or at least a goat.

    4. 4
      Posted by mike trader | June 6, 2007 at 4:15 PM

      The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

    5. 5
      Posted by observer | June 6, 2007 at 4:15 PM

      Its ironic that i make so much $ but my wee wee is so small.

    6. 6
      Posted by hedgie | June 6, 2007 at 4:18 PM

      This shit is getting old.

    7. 7
      Posted by m trade | June 6, 2007 at 4:19 PM

      Hmmm, how many Yen does it cost for an order of wontons?

    8. 8
      Posted by Texas Energy | June 6, 2007 at 4:19 PM

      This weekend was a complete disaster. Friday night I was partying with some friends at Vessel and we ended up getting bottle service, which is never a good idea for me.

    9. 9
      Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:20 PM

      seems as though they’re doing it for charity, hedgie douche bag.

    10. 10
      Posted by thain | June 6, 2007 at 4:21 PM

      Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday.

    11. 11
      Posted by pbate | June 6, 2007 at 4:23 PM

      I have to return some videotapes.

    12. 12
      Posted by johnny208 | June 6, 2007 at 4:29 PM

      You’re money’s on the dresser, Levin

    13. 13
      Posted by fuckwit | June 6, 2007 at 4:31 PM

      Hey, Anonymous @ 4:20 – that was his caption, dumbass.

    14. 14
      Posted by inappropriate | June 6, 2007 at 4:33 PM

      BSD huh…? More like equities in Dallas.

    15. 15
      Posted by LippyTex | June 6, 2007 at 4:34 PM

      Caption: “Man, I’m hoping the stain I’m sitting on was the chocolate mint they usually leave on the turned down bed at night…..”

    16. 16
      Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:34 PM

      You’re money’s on the dresser, carney.

    17. 17
      Posted by Alex | June 6, 2007 at 4:38 PM

      “BSD huh…? More like equities in Dallas.”
      Show is over folks. We have a winner.

    18. 18
      Posted by Philanderer | June 6, 2007 at 4:38 PM

      Deeez Nutzzz

    19. 19
      Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:39 PM

      Bess is the best! I wish someday she would return my IMs.

    20. 20
      Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 4:44 PM

      she’s online now, why don’t you give it a try?

    21. 21
      Posted by LSD | June 6, 2007 at 4:51 PM

      I can’t believe I ended up on the same side of a trade as Brian Hunter. Maybe I’m not cut out for this anymore.

    22. 22
      Posted by LL | June 6, 2007 at 4:58 PM

      Man, that Carney went down like Amaranth …

    23. 23
      Posted by Natural Gas Traders Hall of Fame | June 6, 2007 at 5:13 PM

      Caption: “Is that a blister I’m feeling or a scab? Hmmmm……”

    24. 24
      Posted by Jamie.BuchersGhost | June 6, 2007 at 5:21 PM

      “I’m so rich cuz i save money on NOT buying anything to put on my walls. Paintings are for suckers !! ”
      JGB
      seriously…..between the blank walls and his blank stare….which is worse?

    25. 25
      Posted by Tipo | June 6, 2007 at 5:24 PM

      Alone. Again.

    26. 26
      Posted by Jackie | June 6, 2007 at 5:33 PM

      I wonder, who do I have to bribe this week for some inside information? I need a picture above the bed and it will probably run me about $100 Million.

    27. 27
      Posted by anon | June 6, 2007 at 5:40 PM

      Who is this guy? What’s the name of his fund? I would never invest with him; why is he on the internet in bed without a shirt?

    28. 28
      Posted by anon | June 6, 2007 at 5:41 PM

      Is that Brian Hunter?

    29. 29
      Posted by anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 5:44 PM

      Will trade for sex.

    30. 30
      Posted by BSD | June 6, 2007 at 5:46 PM

      “I swear I never had a drawdown like that before!”
      Another photo of fund manager Brian “waiting” for his “friends”:
      http://www.digitalrailroad.net/veras/Common/PhotoDetailPage.aspx?msa=0&pid=494326&slid=baf792eb-f82d-4521-9f56-5e0054deae52&slididx=7&lid=0&rstid=8cbb0863-649c-4381-b2ce-f21846ea9363&aid=1

    31. 31
      Posted by Nick | June 6, 2007 at 5:56 PM

      Chung is still king!

    32. 32
      Posted by Irrelevant | June 6, 2007 at 5:57 PM

      I wonder how long people will continue to believe that I am masking beta as alpha?

    33. 33
      Posted by Gasmark | June 6, 2007 at 6:25 PM

      Caption: “In a cooking contest I’ll wok away with first prize….”

    34. 34
      Posted by stinkee | June 6, 2007 at 6:40 PM

      I’m so glad that Ari saved me from that awful Boystown party

    35. 35
      Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2007 at 6:53 PM

      “I wonder what Kumar’s up to…”

    36. 36
      Posted by Tim | June 6, 2007 at 7:18 PM

      “Where’s my shirt? I guess I’ll check the markets.”

    37. 37
      Posted by Paul Allen | June 6, 2007 at 7:20 PM

      “I have all this f***ing money, but no boyfriend..”

    38. 38
      Posted by Hiro Nakamura | June 6, 2007 at 7:30 PM

      Hewo New Yoooowk!!!!!!!

    39. 39
      Posted by Evil Dave Letterman | June 6, 2007 at 8:12 PM

      I wonder why Paris is running so late…

    40. 40
      Posted by Anurag Dikshit | June 6, 2007 at 8:18 PM

      I wonder if Tony gets whacked this week.

    41. 41
      Posted by Good Charlie | June 6, 2007 at 8:20 PM

      “you think Warren will mind if I get the hell out of Omaha before he’s done with his sponge bath?”

    42. 42
      Posted by tw | June 6, 2007 at 9:35 PM

      No matter how much I smack it, it won’t go up.

    43. 43
      Posted by tw | June 6, 2007 at 9:36 PM

      I wonder if I can blow myself….

    44. 44
      Posted by The Corner | June 6, 2007 at 10:54 PM

      I’ve failed to meet the expectations I set for myself after reading Ugly Americans

    45. 45
      Posted by Stacey Vye | June 6, 2007 at 11:02 PM

      “ooh, ow. . Wait, what the eff happened last night? GASP – Where is my F**K Me I’m a Hedge Fund Manager T-Shirt?!?”

    46. 46
      Posted by Seth Farber | June 7, 2007 at 1:52 AM

      I am in ur base killing your d00ds

    47. 47
      Posted by anony | June 7, 2007 at 5:39 AM

      trading all day long
      algos clobber my vwap
      quick, burning stop-loss

    48. 48
      Posted by de Cosmos | June 7, 2007 at 7:41 AM

      Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big!

    49. 49
      Posted by savorywadds | June 7, 2007 at 7:58 AM

      where’s da bitces?

    50. 50
      Posted by Tim Carney | June 7, 2007 at 9:00 AM

      I have no legs.

    51. 51
      Posted by Bitch, Moan, Whine | June 7, 2007 at 9:49 AM

      I really hope these pics won’t end up on DealBreaker.

    52. 52
      Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2007 at 12:15 PM

      damn, that pu pu platter is no joke!

    53. 53
      Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2007 at 3:19 PM

      LLOYD!!!!

    54. 54
      Posted by AG | June 7, 2007 at 8:48 PM

      mm.. Do i smell what the wok is cooking?

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