[Photo: Lauren Lancaster, Veras]
Tell us and we'll get you wet. Details:
Wall Street Volunteers (a charity started by a former Goldman Sachs employee in 2004 that places volunteers at various organizations—homeless, education, elderly, children, etc throughout New York) is holding a summer benefit at Runway Lounge tomorrow night (June 7) from 8 to 11 PM. Tickets are $85 but open bar and hors d’oeuvres are included and it's for humanity. The top caption will get two free tickets (presuming you actually have a date to take). Surely you can’t all be going to the CitySquash Bash.
Posted by hf manager , Jun 06, 2007 4:10PM
i wish i could grow chest hair.
Posted by mikel , Jun 06, 2007 4:14PM
The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.
Posted by Brian , Jun 06, 2007 4:14PM
Man, I need to get a woman or at least a goat.
Posted by mike trader , Jun 06, 2007 4:15PM
The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.
Posted by observer , Jun 06, 2007 4:15PM
Its ironic that i make so much $ but my wee wee is so small.
Posted by hedgie , Jun 06, 2007 4:18PM
This shit is getting old.
Posted by m trade , Jun 06, 2007 4:19PM
Hmmm, how many Yen does it cost for an order of wontons?
Posted by Texas Energy , Jun 06, 2007 4:19PM
This weekend was a complete disaster. Friday night I was partying with some friends at Vessel and we ended up getting bottle service, which is never a good idea for me.
Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:20PM
seems as though they're doing it for charity, hedgie douche bag.
Posted by thain , Jun 06, 2007 4:21PM
Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday.
Posted by pbate , Jun 06, 2007 4:23PM
I have to return some videotapes.
Posted by johnny208 , Jun 06, 2007 4:29PM
You're money's on the dresser, Levin
Posted by fuckwit , Jun 06, 2007 4:31PM
Hey, Anonymous @ 4:20 - that was his caption, dumbass.
Posted by inappropriate , Jun 06, 2007 4:33PM
BSD huh...? More like equities in Dallas.
Posted by LippyTex , Jun 06, 2007 4:34PM
Caption: "Man, I'm hoping the stain I'm sitting on was the chocolate mint they usually leave on the turned down bed at night....."
Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:34PM
You're money's on the dresser, carney.
Posted by Alex , Jun 06, 2007 4:38PM
"BSD huh...? More like equities in Dallas."
Show is over folks. We have a winner.
Posted by Philanderer , Jun 06, 2007 4:38PM
Deeez Nutzzz
Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:39PM
Bess is the best! I wish someday she would return my IMs.
Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:44PM
she's online now, why don't you give it a try?
Posted by LSD , Jun 06, 2007 4:51PM
I can't believe I ended up on the same side of a trade as Brian Hunter. Maybe I'm not cut out for this anymore.
Posted by LL , Jun 06, 2007 4:58PM
Man, that Carney went down like Amaranth ...
Posted by Natural Gas Traders Hall of Fame , Jun 06, 2007 5:13PM
Caption: "Is that a blister I'm feeling or a scab? Hmmmm......"
Posted by Jamie.BuchersGhost , Jun 06, 2007 5:21PM
"I'm so rich cuz i save money on NOT buying anything to put on my walls. Paintings are for suckers !! "
JGB
seriously.....between the blank walls and his blank stare....which is worse?
Posted by Tipo , Jun 06, 2007 5:24PM
Alone. Again.
Posted by Jackie , Jun 06, 2007 5:33PM
I wonder, who do I have to bribe this week for some inside information? I need a picture above the bed and it will probably run me about $100 Million.
Posted by anon , Jun 06, 2007 5:40PM
Who is this guy? What's the name of his fund? I would never invest with him; why is he on the internet in bed without a shirt?
Posted by anon , Jun 06, 2007 5:41PM
Is that Brian Hunter?
Posted by anonymous , Jun 06, 2007 5:44PM
Will trade for sex.
Posted by BSD , Jun 06, 2007 5:46PM
"I swear I never had a drawdown like that before!"
Another photo of fund manager Brian "waiting" for his "friends":
http://www.digitalrailroad.net/veras/Common/PhotoDetailPage.aspx?msa=0&pid=494326&slid=baf792eb-f82d-4521-9f56-5e0054deae52&slididx=7&lid=0&rstid=8cbb0863-649c-4381-b2ce-f21846ea9363&aid=1
Posted by Nick , Jun 06, 2007 5:56PM
Chung is still king!
Posted by Irrelevant , Jun 06, 2007 5:57PM
I wonder how long people will continue to believe that I am masking beta as alpha?
Posted by Gasmark , Jun 06, 2007 6:25PM
Caption: "In a cooking contest I'll wok away with first prize...."
Posted by stinkee , Jun 06, 2007 6:40PM
I'm so glad that Ari saved me from that awful Boystown party
Posted by Anonymous , Jun 06, 2007 6:53PM
"I wonder what Kumar's up to..."
Posted by Tim , Jun 06, 2007 7:18PM
"Where's my shirt? I guess I'll check the markets."
Posted by Paul Allen , Jun 06, 2007 7:20PM
"I have all this f***ing money, but no boyfriend.."
Posted by Hiro Nakamura , Jun 06, 2007 7:30PM
Hewo New Yoooowk!!!!!!!
Posted by Evil Dave Letterman , Jun 06, 2007 8:12PM
I wonder why Paris is running so late...
Posted by Anurag Dikshit , Jun 06, 2007 8:18PM
I wonder if Tony gets whacked this week.
Posted by Good Charlie , Jun 06, 2007 8:20PM
"you think Warren will mind if I get the hell out of Omaha before he's done with his sponge bath?"
Posted by tw , Jun 06, 2007 9:35PM
No matter how much I smack it, it won't go up.
Posted by tw , Jun 06, 2007 9:36PM
I wonder if I can blow myself....
Posted by The Corner , Jun 06, 2007 10:54PM
I've failed to meet the expectations I set for myself after reading Ugly Americans
Posted by Stacey Vye , Jun 06, 2007 11:02PM
"ooh, ow. . Wait, what the eff happened last night? GASP - Where is my F**K Me I'm a Hedge Fund Manager T-Shirt?!?"
Posted by Seth Farber , Jun 07, 2007 1:52AM
I am in ur base killing your d00ds
Posted by anony , Jun 07, 2007 5:39AM
trading all day long
algos clobber my vwap
quick, burning stop-loss
Posted by de Cosmos , Jun 07, 2007 7:41AM
Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big!
Posted by savorywadds , Jun 07, 2007 7:58AM
where's da bitces?
Posted by Tim Carney , Jun 07, 2007 9:00AM
I have no legs.
Posted by Bitch, Moan, Whine , Jun 07, 2007 9:49AM
I really hope these pics won't end up on DealBreaker.
Posted by , Jun 07, 2007 12:15PM
damn, that pu pu platter is no joke!
Posted by , Jun 07, 2007 3:19PM
LLOYD!!!!
Posted by AG , Jun 07, 2007 8:48PM
mm.. Do i smell what the wok is cooking?