Caption Contest: What's On This Hedge Fund Manager's Mind?

Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 06, 2007, 3:44pm

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[Photo: Lauren Lancaster, Veras]

Tell us and we'll get you wet. Details:

WSV_Invite_Small(2).jpgWall Street Volunteers (a charity started by a former Goldman Sachs employee in 2004 that places volunteers at various organizations—homeless, education, elderly, children, etc throughout New York) is holding a summer benefit at Runway Lounge tomorrow night (June 7) from 8 to 11 PM. Tickets are $85 but open bar and hors d’oeuvres are included and it's for humanity. The top caption will get two free tickets (presuming you actually have a date to take). Surely you can’t all be going to the CitySquash Bash.

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Posted by hf manager, Jun 06, 2007 4:10PM

i wish i could grow chest hair.

Posted by mikel, Jun 06, 2007 4:14PM

The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

Posted by Brian, Jun 06, 2007 4:14PM

Man, I need to get a woman or at least a goat.

Posted by mike trader, Jun 06, 2007 4:15PM

The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night.

Posted by observer, Jun 06, 2007 4:15PM

Its ironic that i make so much $ but my wee wee is so small.

Posted by hedgie, Jun 06, 2007 4:18PM

This shit is getting old.

Posted by m trade, Jun 06, 2007 4:19PM

Hmmm, how many Yen does it cost for an order of wontons?

Posted by Texas Energy, Jun 06, 2007 4:19PM

This weekend was a complete disaster. Friday night I was partying with some friends at Vessel and we ended up getting bottle service, which is never a good idea for me.

Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:20PM

seems as though they're doing it for charity, hedgie douche bag.

Posted by thain, Jun 06, 2007 4:21PM

Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday.

Posted by pbate, Jun 06, 2007 4:23PM

I have to return some videotapes.

Posted by johnny208, Jun 06, 2007 4:29PM

You're money's on the dresser, Levin

Posted by fuckwit, Jun 06, 2007 4:31PM

Hey, Anonymous @ 4:20 - that was his caption, dumbass.

Posted by inappropriate, Jun 06, 2007 4:33PM

BSD huh...? More like equities in Dallas.

Posted by LippyTex, Jun 06, 2007 4:34PM

Caption: "Man, I'm hoping the stain I'm sitting on was the chocolate mint they usually leave on the turned down bed at night....."

Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:34PM

You're money's on the dresser, carney.

Posted by Alex, Jun 06, 2007 4:38PM

"BSD huh...? More like equities in Dallas."

Show is over folks. We have a winner.

Posted by Philanderer, Jun 06, 2007 4:38PM

Deeez Nutzzz

Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:39PM

Bess is the best! I wish someday she would return my IMs.

Posted by , Jun 06, 2007 4:44PM

she's online now, why don't you give it a try?

Posted by LSD, Jun 06, 2007 4:51PM

I can't believe I ended up on the same side of a trade as Brian Hunter. Maybe I'm not cut out for this anymore.

Posted by LL, Jun 06, 2007 4:58PM

Man, that Carney went down like Amaranth ...

Posted by Natural Gas Traders Hall of Fame, Jun 06, 2007 5:13PM

Caption: "Is that a blister I'm feeling or a scab? Hmmmm......"

Posted by Jamie.BuchersGhost, Jun 06, 2007 5:21PM

"I'm so rich cuz i save money on NOT buying anything to put on my walls. Paintings are for suckers !! "

JGB

seriously.....between the blank walls and his blank stare....which is worse?

Posted by Tipo, Jun 06, 2007 5:24PM

Alone. Again.

Posted by Jackie, Jun 06, 2007 5:33PM

I wonder, who do I have to bribe this week for some inside information? I need a picture above the bed and it will probably run me about $100 Million.

Posted by anon, Jun 06, 2007 5:40PM

Who is this guy? What's the name of his fund? I would never invest with him; why is he on the internet in bed without a shirt?

Posted by anon, Jun 06, 2007 5:41PM

Is that Brian Hunter?

Posted by anonymous, Jun 06, 2007 5:44PM

Will trade for sex.

Posted by BSD, Jun 06, 2007 5:46PM

"I swear I never had a drawdown like that before!"

Another photo of fund manager Brian "waiting" for his "friends":
http://www.digitalrailroad.net/veras/Common/PhotoDetailPage.aspx?msa=0&pid=494326&slid=baf792eb-f82d-4521-9f56-5e0054deae52&slididx=7&lid=0&rstid=8cbb0863-649c-4381-b2ce-f21846ea9363&aid=1

Posted by Nick, Jun 06, 2007 5:56PM

Chung is still king!

Posted by Irrelevant, Jun 06, 2007 5:57PM

I wonder how long people will continue to believe that I am masking beta as alpha?

Posted by Gasmark, Jun 06, 2007 6:25PM

Caption: "In a cooking contest I'll wok away with first prize...."

Posted by stinkee, Jun 06, 2007 6:40PM

I'm so glad that Ari saved me from that awful Boystown party

Posted by Anonymous, Jun 06, 2007 6:53PM

"I wonder what Kumar's up to..."

Posted by Tim, Jun 06, 2007 7:18PM

"Where's my shirt? I guess I'll check the markets."

Posted by Paul Allen, Jun 06, 2007 7:20PM

"I have all this f***ing money, but no boyfriend.."

Posted by Hiro Nakamura, Jun 06, 2007 7:30PM

Hewo New Yoooowk!!!!!!!

Posted by Evil Dave Letterman, Jun 06, 2007 8:12PM

I wonder why Paris is running so late...

Posted by Anurag Dikshit, Jun 06, 2007 8:18PM

I wonder if Tony gets whacked this week.

Posted by Good Charlie, Jun 06, 2007 8:20PM

"you think Warren will mind if I get the hell out of Omaha before he's done with his sponge bath?"

Posted by tw, Jun 06, 2007 9:35PM

No matter how much I smack it, it won't go up.

Posted by tw, Jun 06, 2007 9:36PM

I wonder if I can blow myself....

Posted by The Corner, Jun 06, 2007 10:54PM

I've failed to meet the expectations I set for myself after reading Ugly Americans

Posted by Stacey Vye, Jun 06, 2007 11:02PM

"ooh, ow. . Wait, what the eff happened last night? GASP - Where is my F**K Me I'm a Hedge Fund Manager T-Shirt?!?"

Posted by Seth Farber, Jun 07, 2007 1:52AM

I am in ur base killing your d00ds

Posted by anony, Jun 07, 2007 5:39AM

trading all day long
algos clobber my vwap
quick, burning stop-loss

Posted by de Cosmos, Jun 07, 2007 7:41AM

Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big!

Posted by savorywadds, Jun 07, 2007 7:58AM

where's da bitces?

Posted by Tim Carney, Jun 07, 2007 9:00AM

I have no legs.

Posted by Bitch, Moan, Whine, Jun 07, 2007 9:49AM

I really hope these pics won't end up on DealBreaker.

Posted by , Jun 07, 2007 12:15PM

damn, that pu pu platter is no joke!

Posted by , Jun 07, 2007 3:19PM

LLOYD!!!!

Posted by AG, Jun 07, 2007 8:48PM

mm.. Do i smell what the wok is cooking?

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