GlaxoSmithKline's new over the counter diet drug Alli is a hit, and providing an unexpected boost to the laundering services industry. Alli is a morbidly obese consumer favorite because it is the first FDA approved over the counter diet drug that doesn't curb your appetite or make you perma-full. The drug works by preventing your body from breaking down and absorbing fat. The only catch is that the unabsorbed fat has to leave your body, from the Wall Street Journal:
The downside of Alli is the fat it blocks can come out of your body in embarrassing ways. The Glaxo Web site, myalli.com, warns the drug can cause gas with oily discharge as well as frequent or loose stools. The site suggests it's probably a "smart idea" to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes to work if you use Alli.
The top thread on the Alli personal experience message board is “Has anyone had any accidents?” Despite this, most of the women on the Alli website are wearing all white outfits, the de rigueur choice of people who need drugs, courtesy of utopian big pharma marketing (until Sicko comes out).
Alli runs into the same problems as other diet drugs in that it mostly doesn't work. If it does work in the first place, tests have shown users to gain back the weight when they stop taking the drug. Alli won't work with users who are healthy to begin with and have low fat diets. Alli also won't work unless you balance intake with exercise and a lower fat diet. Lose weight with a workout regimen, low fat diet and afterthought of Alli - it's just that easy!
Weighing the Pros and Cons Of New Fat-Blocking Drug Alli [Wall Street Journal]






Posted by mini ballerette. , Jun 19, 2007 2:01PM
well anyway they shouldn't be wearing white pants. its a difficult look for the morbidly obese.
Posted by anonymous , Jun 19, 2007 2:28PM
WHERE did you get that picture?
Posted by dave , Jun 19, 2007 2:50PM
This is a comment from the message board:
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Hi-I started the pills on Thursday 6/14 at lunch time, on this date, I had 15g of fat at lunch and I had only 6g of fat at dinner time, I had a few extra bowel movements that day but was ok.
Friday 6/15/07 I took my first pill at lunch, I had the same fat content as Thursday. Again I had a few extra bowel movements but wass ok.
Saturday AM 6/16/07 I had 3 bowel movements before 8:30 am, I drove to my moms 6 minutes away and had to go again. We went to the park and in about an hour it hit me again. We har to leave the park and go home. All the rest of Saturday I was laid up on the sofa running to and from the bathroom, all day! I was sooo drained I couldnt do anything. I didnt take any pills this day.
Sunday 6/17/07 I didnt take any pills. We went to the park and beach all day. No effects.
What should I do? Do I get on the bandwagon again?? I really didnt cheat and dont know why I had such bad treatment effects. help!!! LS
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Posted by mini ballerette. , Jun 19, 2007 2:57PM
really dave was that necessary?!?
Posted by jt , Jun 19, 2007 4:33PM
just tell these hunnies to get on the olsen twin/lohan/etc diet: 8ball, 2 packs of p-lights and a cosmo for desert
Posted by better get a bucket , Jun 19, 2007 4:37PM
re:anon - it is from the meaning of life
it is amazing how much these drugs make! actually it is really sad and a symptom of a bigger problem (well that symptom is fucking my wife!)
Posted by A.Non.E.Mous , Jun 19, 2007 4:46PM
I think the same weight loss effect would be obtained by giving patients a placebo, suggesting adherence to a low fat diet program (as suggested by GlaxoSmithKline), and enforcing the diet by promoting fear of undesirable side effects ("gas with oily discharge as well as frequent or loose stools").
Posted by pun indended , Jun 19, 2007 4:58PM
was the word runs in the first sentence of the last paragraph intended? if so, brilliant...
lol