• 25 Jun 2007 at 2:44 PM
  • Citi

Todd Thomson Will Return To Wall Street (When His Vacation Is Over)

By Bess Levin

todd_thomson.jpgYou remember Todd Thomson, the guy who got fired from Citigroup for either too loosely spending the company dime on Maria Bartiromo or because Chuck Prince needed a scapegoat to distract people from Citi’s performance (are C shareholders as easily distracted by someone getting canned as Jim Cramer is by his reflection?)? Even though he’s on his I’m-sorry-I-cheated-and-lost-my-job vacation with his family (a safari in South Africa), the old boy checked in with thestreet.com to say that he’s got plans to work in private equity.
Interestingly enough, Thomson told the news site that he believes himself to have “a clean and good track record.” Okay, sure. And getting funds shouldn’t be too difficult, given TT’s “business contacts and high-net-worth relationships.”
Ex-Citi Hot Shot Thomson Mulls a Private-Equity Comeback [thestreet.com]

Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by OJ Simpson | June 25, 2007 at 3:00 PM

    Dude, have you seen Maria recently, she’s got a HUGE ass and looks like crap. She must be one hell of a lay!! I hope it was worth losing his job over.

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    I never really noticed the size of her ass until my dad pointed it out

  3. 3
    Posted by anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 3:20 PM

    There’s a fine line between humor and vulgarity and Bess can be counted on to cross it every time. Well done!

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 3:22 PM

    actually, she rarely crosses it, which is why moments like these are to be cherished.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 3:26 PM

    hilarious

  6. 6
    Posted by Zbignew | June 25, 2007 at 3:36 PM

    I’m calling shenanigans on the 12-inch member rumor.
    If he really had one of those, he wouldn’t have gone into banking.

  7. 7
    Posted by anon anon anon | June 25, 2007 at 3:40 PM

    no good guys , no good gals in our world?

  8. 8
    Posted by jt | June 25, 2007 at 3:44 PM

    of all the hotties on CNBC he picked maria, weak

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 3:55 PM

    she has big brains

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 4:14 PM

    I need proof of the 12-inch, not that it’s impossible

  11. 11
    Posted by HelpusJesus | June 25, 2007 at 4:40 PM

    Apparently this turkey hasn’t caused enough pain. Maybe he’ll get stomped by an elephant.

  12. 12
    Posted by Melissa | June 25, 2007 at 4:44 PM

    Is this why I had to cover for MB today?

  13. 13
    Posted by anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 4:46 PM

    Vulgarity is vulgarity, nothing to be cherished here.

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 4:47 PM

    actually really wasn’t very vulgar at all.

  15. 15
    Posted by Street.Hot Damn | June 25, 2007 at 4:54 PM

    If the TT is BS and an attempt at humor Bess, it didn’t fly. I’m emailing JC to check it out.

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 5:01 PM

    what did that even mean, street.hot damn?

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2007 at 5:05 PM

    it was funny while it lasted

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2007 at 1:30 AM

    Anon 5:01:
    Obviously JC is Jesus Christ. He’s emailing the man upstairs to verify.

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