Blackstone Shares Buyout Secrets With Chinese Government

kung fu hustle.jpg Steve Schwarzman is selling state secrets to the Chinese. Is Schwarzman trying to pull a Jack Bauer's father in last season of 24 (Schwarzman is the only PE fund guru as "tall" as Keifer Sutherland, after all)?

For the low, low price of $540 million dollars, or a nice $23 million a day, the Chinese government has been studying the U.S. buyout market, courtesy of Blackstone's IPO. The first lesson is an awfully bitter fortune cookie - PE fund IPOs allow shrewd fund partners to cash out while passing impending turmoil onto investors.

China used its increasingly hard to employ $1 trillion "rainy day fund" of foreign exchange holdings to pump money into a 10% stake in Blackstone's IPO. China bought shares at a 4.5% discount and watched Blackstone's share price fall 18% in 24 trading days.

China is watching patiently, slowly developing the script for taking the PE reigns from the West, and the script for "Shaolin PE Investing," starring Stephen Chow.

(Pictured: Some Chinese investors have lost their shirts in the deal, others just have an axe to grind.)

Blackstone share slump costs China $540 million [MarketWatch via Deal Journal]

Comments

Posted by Random Banker, Jul 31, 2007 10:45AM

How dyslexic is Dealbreaker? Does Dealbreaker ever post something without reversing the numbers from article being referenced? Dealbreaker would make a sub-par analyst at best ($450 vs. $540... its only $110mn no biggy)

Posted by er, Jul 31, 2007 11:11AM

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Posted by stan, Jul 31, 2007 11:14AM

nice kung fu hustle picture...one of the greatest movies of all time.

Posted by Allessandro, Jul 31, 2007 11:24AM

Between Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, there really are no other movies you need to own.

Posted by , Jul 31, 2007 11:33AM

whatever random banker, this is freakin hilarious anyway

Posted by , Jul 31, 2007 11:47AM

540-450=90 not 110

Posted by Buddah's Palm, Jul 31, 2007 11:52AM

Random banker have Ed Zachary personality disorder - you cannot withstant LION'S ROAR! Just sell your BX and get over yourself.

Posted by Dead Horse Beater, Jul 31, 2007 11:53AM

Um actually Random Banker, I think the difference between $540 & $450 is $90. I'll need to recheck the arithmetic with my calculator though -- I could be wrong.

Posted by Random Banker, Jul 31, 2007 12:23PM

eh... come on guys $110 was clearly part of the joke....

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