One of our readers passed along this lovely photo of Steve Forbes with his daughter Moira. What on earth he's doing is up to you to decide. Here are DB's top three captions so far:
1. Did you ever imagine what that scene in Ghost would be like with Steve Forbes and his daughter Moira?... yeah, we didn't either.
2. Another layer of the fondue fountain succumbs to Steve Forbes' flat tax proposal.
3. Glorious chocolate means never having to say you're sorry to your daughter, Sumner Redstone.
Posted by More Moira Please , Jul 20, 2007 10:40AM
Wow. When did Moira Forbes turn into a hottie?
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 10:40AM
voted 2
Posted by Petey , Jul 20, 2007 10:43AM
"Well Moira, since we're on the topic of berries and fountains of creamy sauces, maybe I should tell you a bit about the birds and the bees"
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 10:51AM
"Quick, run for help, it's eating her hand!!!"
Posted by ko , Jul 20, 2007 10:54AM
i would totally make out with her...as long as i get a flat tax out of it
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 10:58AM
Is that a zombie lurking to the left behind that chocolate fountain?
Posted by Ted Turner , Jul 20, 2007 11:06AM
Steve Forbes looks gayer than his dad was
Posted by jt , Jul 20, 2007 11:09AM
"My Moira, what a big mouth you have..."
Posted by anon , Jul 20, 2007 11:26AM
Google leads to a 1981 NYT article announcing her engagement (assuming there is only one Moira Forbes) ... So my excel model says that Moira must be .. what .. 45 yrs old at least? What am I missing here?
Posted by black , Jul 20, 2007 11:30AM
Taking a tip from Bruce McMahan's book, the first step to seducing your daughter is through a sweet combination of chocolate and fresh strawberries.
Posted by tobin , Jul 20, 2007 11:35AM
Holy Smokes!
This is more fun than the maid dropping raisinets down my throat, one by one.
Posted by John , Jul 20, 2007 11:47AM
I want to marry into that family--a hot chick with chocolate and a trust fund
Posted by all in the family , Jul 20, 2007 11:49AM
"Yes, we do everything together. I mean EVERYthing.
Posted by john , Jul 20, 2007 11:49AM
I want to marry that girl...a hot chick with a trust fund
Posted by kevin , Jul 20, 2007 11:54AM
A hot chick with a trust fund...i need to get on that
Posted by Pony Express , Jul 20, 2007 12:02PM
"I wanna dip my balls in it!"
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 12:22PM
Pony Express - Nice "The State" reference.
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 12:35PM
great The State reference
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 12:44PM
Pete Rose!
Posted by Anonymous , Jul 20, 2007 12:45PM
Chocolate Rain
Posted by JL , Jul 20, 2007 12:48PM
Fondouche Bags!
Posted by de Cosmos , Jul 20, 2007 12:57PM
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Posted by I know , Jul 20, 2007 1:40PM
Moira is 29.
And Ted Turner, you're right. Looks like Steve hands our two $100 bills to new male staffers.
Posted by pig , Jul 20, 2007 4:12PM
Fondont. That chick is a pig.
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 7:42PM
Where are the blonde daughters????
Posted by , Jul 20, 2007 7:45PM
Their mouths cannot be as big.....
Posted by Bulging Bracket , Jul 20, 2007 10:01PM
Moira's the Associate Publisher of ForbesLife and the Publisher of ForbesLife Executive Woman (forthcoming in October). http://cc.msnscache.com/cache.aspx?q=8294359914550&lang=en-CA&mkt=en-CA&FORM=CVRE