• 20 Jul 2007 at 10:22 AM
  • Forbes

Caption Contest Friday: Forbidden Forbes Fondue

By Keith Hahn

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One of our readers passed along this lovely photo of Steve Forbes with his daughter Moira. What on earth he’s doing is up to you to decide. Here are DB’s top three captions so far:
1. Did you ever imagine what that scene in Ghost would be like with Steve Forbes and his daughter Moira?… yeah, we didn’t either.
2. Another layer of the fondue fountain succumbs to Steve Forbes’ flat tax proposal.
3. Glorious chocolate means never having to say you’re sorry to your daughter, Sumner Redstone.

Comments (27)

  1. 1
    Posted by More Moira Please | July 20, 2007 at 10:40 AM

    Wow. When did Moira Forbes turn into a hottie?

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 10:40 AM

    voted 2

  3. 3
    Posted by Petey | July 20, 2007 at 10:43 AM

    “Well Moira, since we’re on the topic of berries and fountains of creamy sauces, maybe I should tell you a bit about the birds and the bees”

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 10:51 AM

    “Quick, run for help, it’s eating her hand!!!”

  5. 5
    Posted by ko | July 20, 2007 at 10:54 AM

    i would totally make out with her…as long as i get a flat tax out of it

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 10:58 AM

    Is that a zombie lurking to the left behind that chocolate fountain?

  7. 7
    Posted by Ted Turner | July 20, 2007 at 11:06 AM

    Steve Forbes looks gayer than his dad was

  8. 8
    Posted by jt | July 20, 2007 at 11:09 AM

    “My Moira, what a big mouth you have…”

  9. 9
    Posted by anon | July 20, 2007 at 11:26 AM

    Google leads to a 1981 NYT article announcing her engagement (assuming there is only one Moira Forbes) … So my excel model says that Moira must be .. what .. 45 yrs old at least? What am I missing here?

  10. 10
    Posted by black | July 20, 2007 at 11:30 AM

    Taking a tip from Bruce McMahan’s book, the first step to seducing your daughter is through a sweet combination of chocolate and fresh strawberries.

  11. 11
    Posted by tobin | July 20, 2007 at 11:35 AM

    Holy Smokes!
    This is more fun than the maid dropping raisinets down my throat, one by one.

  12. 12
    Posted by John | July 20, 2007 at 11:47 AM

    I want to marry into that family–a hot chick with chocolate and a trust fund

  13. 13
    Posted by all in the family | July 20, 2007 at 11:49 AM

    “Yes, we do everything together. I mean EVERYthing.

  14. 14
    Posted by john | July 20, 2007 at 11:49 AM

    I want to marry that girl…a hot chick with a trust fund

  15. 15
    Posted by kevin | July 20, 2007 at 11:54 AM

    A hot chick with a trust fund…i need to get on that

  16. 16
    Posted by Pony Express | July 20, 2007 at 12:02 PM

    “I wanna dip my balls in it!”

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 12:22 PM

    Pony Express – Nice “The State” reference.

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 12:35 PM

    great The State reference

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 12:44 PM

    Pete Rose!

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 12:45 PM

    Chocolate Rain

  21. 21
    Posted by JL | July 20, 2007 at 12:48 PM

    Fondouche Bags!

  22. 22
    Posted by de Cosmos | July 20, 2007 at 12:57 PM

    Powered by TubGirl

  23. 23
    Posted by I know | July 20, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    Moira is 29.
    And Ted Turner, you’re right. Looks like Steve hands our two $100 bills to new male staffers.

  24. 24
    Posted by pig | July 20, 2007 at 4:12 PM

    Fondont. That chick is a pig.

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 7:42 PM

    Where are the blonde daughters????

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | July 20, 2007 at 7:45 PM

    Their mouths cannot be as big…..

  27. 27
    Posted by Bulging Bracket | July 20, 2007 at 10:01 PM

    Moira’s the Associate Publisher of ForbesLife and the Publisher of ForbesLife Executive Woman (forthcoming in October). http://cc.msnscache.com/cache.aspx?q=8294359914550&lang=en-CA&mkt=en-CA&FORM=CVRE

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