We read this on CNBC's website so it must be true, right? Under the headline "FINALLY, WEDDING BELLS FOR BECKY QUICK?" Jane Wells brings us the report about speculation that "while CNBC's Becky Quick on assignment in China, followed Boone Pickens around, they got married: 'The CNBC co-anchor will go by her new name, Becky Quick-Pickens.'"
We ran this story by a squad of young women who toil away as Fashionistas in our offices. They're initial reaction: Jane Wells might be out to tear Quick down. It's all in the subtleties, they explained.
"I know it's a joke but it's the edges that cut. Asking whether wedding bells rang for Quick is one thing," a top Fashionista said. "Asking if they finally rang for Becky is just hateful. Also, calling her 'quick-pickens' is a bit like calling her 'fast-n-easy."
Neither Quick or Wells could be reached for comment because we couldn't bring ourselves to ask about this stuff.
Finally, Wedding Bells For Becky Quick? [CNBC.com]






Posted by Daniel , Jul 25, 2007 9:26AM
What's up with the TV?
Posted by Dan Dorfman , Jul 25, 2007 9:30AM
I heard they didn't get married but she did give him a 'Maria'
Posted by PIKme , Jul 25, 2007 9:47AM
isn't there a better picture of Quicky around? She looks all frumpy and crap in that one
Posted by , Jul 25, 2007 9:48AM
uh, it was the article she was quoting that said her name would be "quick-pickens" AND jane is pointing out it is a fake-out
seriously fashionistas, are you just trying to stir up drama? i guess it's just what girls do. sad.
Posted by , Jul 25, 2007 9:53AM
ALso, I'm pretty sure that "Finally" is just because it is the final entry on her little report there, as in first ... also ... finally
Posted by Anon , Jul 25, 2007 11:19AM
I bet she gives a quality 'Maria'
Posted by Anon , Jul 25, 2007 11:21AM
I think the open sesame shot is nice
Posted by , Jul 25, 2007 11:37AM
god she is hot
like a bess levin who doesnt hide behind the anonymity of the internets
Posted by , Jul 25, 2007 11:39AM
so who's the one sneaking around the office taking these pictures of her crotch?>
Posted by Zbignew , Jul 25, 2007 11:49AM
Is the difference between a "Maria" and "Monica" the fact that the former is performed at 40,000 feet, or that it's more topical?
Posted by Anon , Jul 25, 2007 12:01PM
Your'e correct.. A "Maria" is performed at 40,000 while in the brace position..
Posted by KMan , Jul 25, 2007 2:54PM
A "Maria" is also performed by someone whose face I wouldn't mind um, looking at. As opposed to the Monica.
Posted by abe , Jul 25, 2007 4:04PM
A "Maria" leaves no court testable DNA residue.
Posted by kenlay , Oct 22, 2007 9:25AM
erin the bomb who wnat to maria a fish face..
Posted by mjg , Dec 24, 2007 3:40PM
Folks - Becky is ALREADY married. Her husband's name is Peter Shay.
You're idiots for reporting this.