beckyquickinwhite.jpgWe read this on CNBC’s website so it must be true, right? Under the headline “FINALLY, WEDDING BELLS FOR BECKY QUICK?” Jane Wells brings us the report about speculation that “while CNBC’s Becky Quick on assignment in China, followed Boone Pickens around, they got married: ‘The CNBC co-anchor will go by her new name, Becky Quick-Pickens.’”
We ran this story by a squad of young women who toil away as Fashionistas in our offices. They’re initial reaction: Jane Wells might be out to tear Quick down. It’s all in the subtleties, they explained.
“I know it’s a joke but it’s the edges that cut. Asking whether wedding bells rang for Quick is one thing,” a top Fashionista said. “Asking if they finally rang for Becky is just hateful. Also, calling her ‘quick-pickens’ is a bit like calling her ‘fast-n-easy.”
Neither Quick or Wells could be reached for comment because we couldn’t bring ourselves to ask about this stuff.
Finally, Wedding Bells For Becky Quick? [CNBC.com]

Comments (15)

  1. Posted by Daniel | July 25, 2007 at 9:26 AM

    What’s up with the TV?

  2. Posted by Dan Dorfman | July 25, 2007 at 9:30 AM

    I heard they didn’t get married but she did give him a ‘Maria’

  3. Posted by PIKme | July 25, 2007 at 9:47 AM

    isn’t there a better picture of Quicky around? She looks all frumpy and crap in that one

  4. Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2007 at 9:48 AM

    uh, it was the article she was quoting that said her name would be “quick-pickens” AND jane is pointing out it is a fake-out
    seriously fashionistas, are you just trying to stir up drama? i guess it’s just what girls do. sad.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2007 at 9:53 AM

    ALso, I’m pretty sure that “Finally” is just because it is the final entry on her little report there, as in first … also … finally

  6. Posted by Anon | July 25, 2007 at 11:19 AM

    I bet she gives a quality ‘Maria’

  7. Posted by Anon | July 25, 2007 at 11:21 AM

    I think the open sesame shot is nice

  8. Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2007 at 11:37 AM

    god she is hot
    like a bess levin who doesnt hide behind the anonymity of the internets

  9. Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2007 at 11:39 AM

    so who’s the one sneaking around the office taking these pictures of her crotch?>

  10. Posted by Zbignew | July 25, 2007 at 11:49 AM

    Is the difference between a “Maria” and “Monica” the fact that the former is performed at 40,000 feet, or that it’s more topical?

  11. Posted by Anon | July 25, 2007 at 12:01 PM

    Your’e correct.. A “Maria” is performed at 40,000 while in the brace position..

  12. Posted by KMan | July 25, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    A “Maria” is also performed by someone whose face I wouldn’t mind um, looking at. As opposed to the Monica.

  13. Posted by abe | July 25, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    A “Maria” leaves no court testable DNA residue.

  14. Posted by kenlay | October 22, 2007 at 9:25 AM

    erin the bomb who wnat to maria a fish face..

  15. Posted by mjg | December 24, 2007 at 3:40 PM

    Folks – Becky is ALREADY married. Her husband’s name is Peter Shay.
    You’re idiots for reporting this.

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