One of these things, is just not the same. Try to guess which one! Here's the current board of Trump Entertainment Resorts, chaired by The Donald.

- Wallace B. Askins, Retired Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer, Armco, Inc.

- Edward H. D'Alelio, Executive-in-Residence and Member, College Management Advisor Board, University of Massachusetts, College of Management

- James J. Florio, Founding Partner, Florio Perrucci Steinhardt & Fader, LLC

- Cezar (Cid) M. Froelich, Partner, Shefsky & Froelich Ltd.

- Morton E. Handel, Chairman of the Board, Marvel Entertainment, Inc.

- Michael A. Kramer, Partner, Perella Weinberg Partners, LP

- James B. Perry, Chief Executive Officer and President, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Inc.

- Don M. Thomas, Consultant and Retired Senior Vice President of Corporate Affairs, Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of New York

- Ivanka Trump, 26-year Old Girl

Shares of Trump (Nasdaq: TRMP) shot up almost 3% on the news that Ivanka is joining the board, then came down to flat on yesterday's close after people realized Trump installed several corporate defense mechanisms on his daughter, including a poison pill and supermajority change of control provision. All Ivanka has to do now is get licensed to work in the casino industry and like, learn shit.