One of these things is not like the other

By Keith Hahn

Ivanka.jpg One of these things, is just not the same. Try to guess which one! Here’s the current board of Trump Entertainment Resorts, chaired by The Donald.
- Wallace B. Askins, Retired Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer, Armco, Inc.
- Edward H. D’Alelio, Executive-in-Residence and Member, College Management Advisor Board, University of Massachusetts, College of Management
- James J. Florio, Founding Partner, Florio Perrucci Steinhardt & Fader, LLC
- Cezar (Cid) M. Froelich, Partner, Shefsky & Froelich Ltd.
- Morton E. Handel, Chairman of the Board, Marvel Entertainment, Inc.
- Michael A. Kramer, Partner, Perella Weinberg Partners, LP
- James B. Perry, Chief Executive Officer and President, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Inc.
- Don M. Thomas, Consultant and Retired Senior Vice President of Corporate Affairs, Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of New York
- Ivanka Trump, 26-year Old Girl
Shares of Trump (Nasdaq: TRMP) shot up almost 3% on the news that Ivanka is joining the board, then came down to flat on yesterday’s close after people realized Trump installed several corporate defense mechanisms on his daughter, including a poison pill and supermajority change of control provision. All Ivanka has to do now is get licensed to work in the casino industry and like, learn shit.

Comments (3)

  1. 1
    Posted by Not The Donald | July 16, 2007 at 3:33 PM

    I still love her!! Ivana will you marry me? I don’t care if you don’t know how to deal craps!!

  2. 2
    Posted by jt | July 16, 2007 at 4:26 PM

    @Not the Donald – you can have Ivana, I’ll take IvanKa, score!

  3. 3
    Posted by Zbignew | July 16, 2007 at 4:37 PM

    “One of these things is not like the other”
    Um, I would only be willing to have sexual intercourse with one of these boardmembers?

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