Sandy Weill, Daniel Och Can Finally Stop Trolling Craigslists for Apartments

sandyweill.jpgThe soon-to-be opened 15 Central Park West—what, you haven’t heard of it, hobo? Basically: the Kosher 740 Park—just added Sandy Weill and Daniel Och (-Ziff) to its list of inhabitants. Other Shul-enthusiasts on the condominium complex’s roster include Lloyd Blankfein and Daniel Seth Loeb, who bought a penthouse in the building for $45 million in 2005.

Interested in the property? Too bad—all the units have sold. However, developers Arthur and William Zeckendorf predict that there may be up to ten flipped apartments up for grabs when the building opens in the fall. So if you think you can stand living alongside the nouveau-riche, and are willing to risk having one of Loeb’s pet gerbils burrow a hole into your apartment, here’s the low-down:

-The building is coated in 2,832 panels of limestone from the same Empire Quarry in Indiana that makes up the skin of the Empire State Building.

-Working fireplaces (fireplace fetishizer Weill would sooner live in a studio on Rivington than a penthouse without an accessible means of burning things, you know this)

-Screening room

-Game room

-60-seat lobby dinging room (with private chef)

-Health club

-A waiting room for chauffeurs

-29 maid’s suites on low floors so you Louisa can work around the clock but not contaminate your personal space

-30 wine rooms surrounding “an octagonal tasting area”

-31 autofellatio rooms, all finished in English oak, with a lovely marble trim

-Pizza party Fridays

15 CPW [NYO]

Comments

Posted by , Jul 19, 2007 4:54PM

Bess,

What's wrong with your spelling?? Come on now!

Anyways, we still love you

Posted by , Jul 19, 2007 4:59PM

anon-- what'd she misspell?

Posted by roger, Jul 19, 2007 5:16PM

I think autofellatio is hyphenated. But I'm not sure.

Posted by PON, Jul 20, 2007 9:21AM

dinging room?

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