Did anyone else wake up this morning feeling empty, with the sense that something was awry? Did you get a nervous feeling in your stomach that seemed to indicate that if later today, a big merger and/or acquisition were announced, there’d be no one to write about it? That if there were a Tax on Private Equity emergency, and say Congress was thisclose to announcing there’d be no increase on the paltry 15%, there’d be no Jew properly suited for the job of chaining himself to a bulldozer (go with me), swallowing the key and refusing to expel it until they promised to make those capitalist crooks pay?
If you answered: “Yes. Yes. And yes,” congratulations your Andrew Ross Sorkin (Queen) Radar (ARSQR) is working. DealBook, taking a cue from DealBreaker and writing about itself, reports that Andrew Ross Sorkin (Queen) is on his honeymoon. Which leads us to our next question:
And, after the jump, yet another question arising from the matter of the missing DealBookie.
Live from Sun Valley 2007 [DealBook]
Posted by , Jul 11, 2007 12:59PM
Where is the "Trying hopelessly to get lucky with Pilar Jenny Ross Sorkin nee Queen" option?
Posted by anonymous , Jul 11, 2007 1:12PM
Another chosenite reference.
Posted by , Jul 11, 2007 1:57PM
What's with "the Jew" talk? I'm trusting you that it's funny, but I don't get it. Please explain.
Posted by t , Jul 11, 2007 3:44PM
hawaii
Posted by Pete the Great , Jul 11, 2007 3:54PM
perhaps in Edmonton ?
Posted by Juan , Jul 11, 2007 4:01PM
El Paso?
I heard they have nice Tex Mex
Posted by haha , Jul 11, 2007 4:19PM
because highlighting an individuals minority group (although jews in finance isn't exactly a minority group at all now that I think about it...) is funny, why? who knows
Posted by , Jul 11, 2007 4:23PM
she's specifically referring to ARS, not jews in general, get a clue.
Posted by bizwriter , Jul 11, 2007 6:09PM
noone cares.