Did anyone else wake up this morning feeling empty, with the sense that something was awry? Did you get a nervous feeling in your stomach that seemed to indicate that if later today, a big merger and/or acquisition were announced, there’d be no one to write about it? That if there were a Tax on Private Equity emergency, and say Congress was thisclose to announcing there’d be no increase on the paltry 15%, there’d be no Jew properly suited for the job of chaining himself to a bulldozer (go with me), swallowing the key and refusing to expel it until they promised to make those capitalist crooks pay?
If you answered: “Yes. Yes. And yes,” congratulations your Andrew Ross Sorkin (Queen) Radar (ARSQR) is working. DealBook, taking a cue from DealBreaker and writing about itself, reports that Andrew Ross Sorkin (Queen) is on his honeymoon. Which leads us to our next question:
And, after the jump, yet another question arising from the matter of the missing DealBookie.
Live from Sun Valley 2007 [DealBook]
Where is the “Trying hopelessly to get lucky with Pilar Jenny Ross Sorkin nee Queen” option?
Another chosenite reference.
What’s with “the Jew” talk? I’m trusting you that it’s funny, but I don’t get it. Please explain.
hawaii
perhaps in Edmonton ?
El Paso?
I heard they have nice Tex Mex
because highlighting an individuals minority group (although jews in finance isn’t exactly a minority group at all now that I think about it…) is funny, why? who knows
she’s specifically referring to ARS, not jews in general, get a clue.
noone cares.