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   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:06 PM

   selling out

2. 2
   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:08 PM

   What is it? An ad? If so, for what?
   Is it made by Dealbreaker team?

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   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:09 PM

   walking over a giant fissure

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   Posted by thain | August 29, 2007 at 12:11 PM

   Distressed portfolios

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   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:18 PM

   Life as a gerbil…

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   Posted by machiavelli | August 29, 2007 at 12:19 PM

   Another fund’s implosion

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   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:20 PM

   orange ties

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   Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 12:24 PM

   It’s a CME ad. The real first word is “Risk” but I look forward to seeing what what the creative but jealous types substitute.

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   Posted by Bernard Guerrero | August 29, 2007 at 12:26 PM

   All kinds of Anglo-Saxon monosyllables that you could pop in….

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    Posted by Dude | August 29, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    Bootylious cracks in the financial system are require a handshake

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    Posted by jkibbel | August 29, 2007 at 12:54 PM

    Masturbation

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    Posted by anon | August 29, 2007 at 12:59 PM

    Crack!

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    Posted by JD | August 29, 2007 at 1:24 PM

    Crushing your enemies

14. 14
    Posted by FuturesMan | August 29, 2007 at 1:37 PM

    photoshop…

15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    the ability to choose whether or not to break your mother’s back

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 1:41 PM

    Jeff Larson

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    Posted by the Market M.A.C. | August 29, 2007 at 1:47 PM

    Being a huge computer nerd, is what you make of it.
    P.S. Buy Futures! Also, why am I in this add?

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 1:49 PM

    You’d think the guy is rich enough he could afford to take a helicopter/jet and avoid coming anywhere close to the crack…

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    Posted by Anal_yst | August 29, 2007 at 2:06 PM

    I’d be very surprised to find out that ad appears anywhere other than Trader Monthly (infamous for making Zach Michaelson (more) infamous and going to press missing a word on the cover (“Our Third Annual Roundup of the World’s Top Young______”))

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 2:10 PM

    I think you’re all misunderstanding. The crack is wall street going to hell (literally) and the “____ is what you make of it” is just to distract you from noticing he’s walking away with all of your money in that briefcase…

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    Posted by Former Eye-Patch Wearing Joker | August 29, 2007 at 2:29 PM

    Erectile Dysfunction, it’s got to be ED….

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    Posted by hapy | August 29, 2007 at 2:50 PM

    Anal_yst, it was in II or Alpha or something like that.

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    Posted by Barry Zuckercorn | August 29, 2007 at 3:04 PM

    A sidewalk made by illegals you pick up in front of a Home Depot…

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 3:36 PM

    So those hotties I’ve been meeting out front of HD are illegals? Damnit they said they were USDA Grade A!

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    Posted by Former Eye-Patch Wearing Joker | August 29, 2007 at 4:26 PM

    Anonymous right above me, you are an idiot….that’s all

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    Posted by other anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 4:44 PM

    I thought that was funny, kind of, a little at least. I mean seriously sometimes at the HD on 23rd there are some hotties hanging out for some reason so maybe there is some truth to that? Stretching here…

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    Posted by AJM | August 29, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    Men’s Warehouse

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    Posted by Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 7:48 PM

    I’m tired and can’t think of anything witty right now. Maybe tomorrow.

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    Posted by Darw7n | August 30, 2007 at 11:44 AM

    Insider trading