[photo via an enterprising young reader]
Comments (44)
Leave a comment
You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.
email: tips@dealbreaker.com
text: (646) 820-4847
call: (212) 334-1871
all tips are anonymous
[photo via an enterprising young reader]
You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.
awesome
Is that the trader that was long Nat Gas today?
Sweet.
Plunge Protection team getting ready to cut as soon as tomorrow morning.
A Day In The Life: A Sentinel Trader
Meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep meepmeep MEEP!…
What a 15% loss with 20x leverage looks like.
My face is on fire!
“My father was right…I should have joined the Peace Corps after graduation.”
Caption: Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein as he reviews the new investment “opportunity” presented by Goldman’s Global Alpha Fund.
It just dawned upon me that might not actually be a photoshopped shot. It could have been from Amaranth…
Indeed, but the question remains is that Hunter or Maounis?
With so little liquidity in the market, his holdings began to burst into flames.
RB: nah…way too much hair to be Blankfein
My favorite part is that his hand is on his crotch and he’s holding what I’m quite confident is lube.
I hate it when black-box meltdowns ruin my personal time
I can’t decide which is better, the image or the comments.
Ok, seriously, who let the muppets onto the trading floor….
this might be the greatest pic I’ve ever seen
no, a pic of bess would be considerably greater
Beaker clicks on the Dealbreaker link “Smokin Hot Pictures of Bess” and realizes it was a trick
Angelo Mozillo checks on Countrywide’s stock price.
If he had known this would happen, he probably wouldn’t have spent all of last year’s bonus on screens.
Caption: 2/20 on a portfolio of 2/28
What happens when you circular reference a circular reference.
damn interest expense
That does it, I’m suing you again
Now, the SEC says the firm’s explanation was false, and, for several months
leading up to Sentinel’s August 13 letter, the firm suffered losses due to its
“undisclosed use of leverage, commingling and misappropriation of clients’
securities.”
NEWS STORY FOR N. 5736 (Source: DJ)
16:20 08/20 =WSJ: SEC Files Fraud Charges Against Sentinel Mgmt
Regulators allege the Northbrook, Ill., firm misappropriated investors’ funds
by mixing their assets into a house account without alerting them, according to
a complaint filed in federal court in Chicago. Sentinel then hid those losses
from clients by providing them with misleading account statements, the SEC
alleges.
Wordorf: Nurse, get me a paper bag, Statler is hyperventilating.
Nurse: Just turn off the lights, its all the same to me in the dark.
Caption: “Looks like spending my bonus inappropriately has finally landed me in Muppet Hell”
DEAL-BEAKER.com
Guys seriously this is me!!! I am still under the desk….
Send Help to Milwaukee quick you bitches.
Beeker new immediately that he shouldn’t have opened the Lindsay Lohan crotch shot email.
I guess the Hindenburg Omen was right!
“$10K in computer monitor insurance, Tim Syke’s best investment since 1998″
ps cause when i hear muppet (see definition #2 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/muppet) I think Sykes
‘And now, Beaker, press Enter and watch as the Dr. Honeydew Risk Scoring System 2.0 launches its inaugural recalcuation of the 2005 and 2006 vint–”
Looks like I picked a bad day to quit doing whippits.
“Don’t do what Donny Dont Does”
Short the 350-400 degree call spread
“They could use a nat gas trader like me over at Amaranth…oh wait”
We don’t need no rate cut let the motherfucker burn.
Burn motherfucker burn
It’s 4:00 on Friday…time to maximize my iTunes visualizer and drop acid!
What the hedge fund trader saw coming back from his vacation in the Bahamas?
Oh Meep!