Caption Contest: Racist Intel Ad

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The latest Intel print ad for the Core 2 Duo processor features several large black guys posed in pre-prostration to a nerdy white overlord who looks like an extra from a bad Dockers commercial. Is the ad racist or are people reading into this too much? A common misreading of ‘bent over black guys overseen by complacent white dude’ imagery is to think that it’s racist. Would the ad have made more sense if Intel used Chinese swimmers?
Also, any ideas on where this ad was focus tested (Intel’s Andersonville HQ)? Intel probably just figured that only one of the people in the picture would be buying products with its new high-end chips anyway. That person of course, is the guy who finishes first in the race.
Enter your caption below!
The Union and Confederacy have been uncivilly vying over Intel’s share price (Nasdaq: INTC) which has ranged in daily trading to up over 1% to down 1.5%.
Intel Ad Might be Racist, but Boy Does It Make Me Want a Core 2 Duo [Gizmondo via Fark]
Intel under fire for ‘racist’ ad [The Inquirer]

Comments (41)

  1. Posted by LippyTex | August 1, 2007 at 1:28 PM

    Caption: “Dark Energy: The Power of the Future”

  2. Posted by anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    Andersonville as in notorious Civil War POW camp Andersonville? Did KH major in history or something?

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 1:34 PM

    That’s as racist as Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

  4. Posted by IA | August 1, 2007 at 1:38 PM

    “Office Computers Sold and Replaced with Swimmers: Is 200M Butterfly the new Minesweeper?”

  5. Posted by frankie bones | August 1, 2007 at 2:02 PM

    The white guy looks a bit like timmyyy sykes

  6. Posted by BSD | August 1, 2007 at 2:08 PM

    This should be the cover of his next book!
    An American Plantation
    How I made $2 million as a Slave Operator

  7. Posted by Anon | August 1, 2007 at 2:09 PM

    Caption: Farts: A Renewable Energy Source.

  8. Posted by urmman | August 1, 2007 at 2:14 PM

    The black guys are not swimmers, they’re sprinters. The ad would be completely uncredible if they used six white sprinters.

  9. Posted by anon anon anon | August 1, 2007 at 2:17 PM

    INTEL
    Multiply Your Computing Power
    Maximum Power Over Slaves

  10. Posted by BayAreaGuy | August 1, 2007 at 2:22 PM

    “Also, any ideas on where this ad was focus tested?”
    Dallas, TX

  11. Posted by anoners | August 1, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    I think he was just saying Chinese swimmers because they are scary beyond all reason…

  12. Posted by anon | August 1, 2007 at 2:32 PM

    “Get ready AMD, the A$$Fu@king is about to begin.”

  13. Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 2:36 PM

    anoners: let me guess, you have a great personality

  14. Posted by Zbignew | August 1, 2007 at 2:41 PM

    BSD @2:08 = nicely done.

  15. Posted by Lpb | August 1, 2007 at 2:46 PM

    Ben Johnson’s loving it

  16. Posted by Quebert | August 1, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    Caption: “Intel: Reinforcing stereotypes to maximize your power.”

  17. Posted by Matt | August 1, 2007 at 2:55 PM

    Massah: The chip driving the future, optimizing business performance by forcing all the little, worthless parts to do its job.

  18. Posted by D. Aristophanes | August 1, 2007 at 2:55 PM

    “Molasses! For Rum! For Core 2 Duo Microprocessors!”

  19. Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 3:01 PM

    “Look at them…they love it”

  20. Posted by JP | August 1, 2007 at 3:01 PM

    Intel: All the Speed, Three-Fifths the Price

  21. Posted by unintentional racist | August 1, 2007 at 3:01 PM

    or just working off the fact that every person white/black/blue/etc knows that the fastest sprinters in the world are mostly all black, even though no one has the cajones to admit it
    (likely out of fear that al sharpton/jesse jackson will drop the race card, which in actuality they probably would/will)

  22. Posted by D. Aristophanes | August 1, 2007 at 3:08 PM

    “Lift that barge … tote that bale … execute multiple computing tasks with lower cooling costs in the Mississippi mud …”

  23. Posted by fws | August 1, 2007 at 3:13 PM

    due to our supplication to Rev. Jackson, we are ensuring diversity in our ads.
    - The Intel Mgmt.

  24. Posted by polk | August 1, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    “We welcome our new white overlords”

  25. Posted by Ajax | August 1, 2007 at 3:21 PM

    Intel: We’re not fags; we just like homoerotic imagery

  26. Posted by SDH | August 1, 2007 at 3:50 PM

    Well they always said the Black man constantly gets fucked by the white man, these guys are just waiting in the receiving position. However I’m sure the white guy would love to be the one in the receiving position………..wait what was the question again?

  27. Posted by David Duke | August 1, 2007 at 4:16 PM

    The new core 2 duo processor, it’s stronger than six negros.

  28. Posted by anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 4:22 PM

    If it’s true that blacks excel at sprinting, why is it wrong to show that whites excel at, say, management? Pretty much everyone knows (but is too chickenshit to admit it) that blacks make good sprinters and whites make good managers, businessmen, financial analysts, scientists, etc.

  29. Posted by Dirk | August 1, 2007 at 4:31 PM

    Did anyone else notice that the white dude has a woodie?
    (I swear I’m not gay.)

  30. Posted by jared | August 1, 2007 at 4:50 PM

    Come on, just because you read Beloved back in AP English doesn’t mean bent over black dudes + satisfied white guy = racist.

  31. Posted by NotNasser | August 1, 2007 at 5:04 PM

    One out of every seven of our customers WON’T lose a contact lens this week.

  32. Posted by token blackie... | August 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM

    anon 4:22, not cool, not COOL.

  33. Posted by beanspants1 | August 1, 2007 at 6:53 PM

    Looks like the sprinters are lining up to play a rousing game of either red rover or smear the queer.

  34. Posted by beanspants1 | August 1, 2007 at 7:01 PM

    Also, any ideas on where this ad was focus tested?”
    Dallas, TX
    Posted by: BayAreaGuy
    ——————————–
    Oh come on now. Dallas has almost as many black people as the entire state of Connecticut.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | August 1, 2007 at 7:04 PM

    It runs like he just stole a loaf of bread.

  36. Posted by herodotus | August 1, 2007 at 7:18 PM

    “With Intel inside, you don’t even need a bullwhip.”

  37. Posted by White Guy | August 1, 2007 at 8:54 PM

    I think it’s saying: having Intel is like all of your employees being black. It’s racist against non-blacks.

  38. Posted by me | August 2, 2007 at 2:48 PM

    Intel Core Duo: Able to promote shameless stereotypes with or without our pointy hoods on.

  39. Posted by Give me a break | August 2, 2007 at 6:57 PM

    Seriously people. They were just saying the processors are fast. Why do people have to read such hateful things into everything? There was no malintent. And to the uncool racist dude…ignorance and hate…thats what little minds are made of.

  40. Posted by White Boy | August 8, 2007 at 7:52 PM

    As a white man, I am also offended. First we can jump and now we can’t even run? WTF?

  41. Posted by anon | August 9, 2007 at 10:16 PM

    Why couldn’t they use multi cultural sprinters?
    And why aren’t they looking face up like they’re about to race?
    because you’re racist.

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