Don't Tickle That Elmo!

elmo capture.jpg China believes the children are our future, just its children, not ours. That is why the first phase of China's global takeover strategy is to poison U.S. children. Turns out the mole is Elmo, and he wants to pump the West's children full of lead. He runs more red than we originally thought, it seems.

Mattel Inc, owner of Fisher Price, had to recall over one million toys sold in the U.S. and U.K. after an internal probe discovered that the Chinese manufacturer was using lead based paint to coat all things Sesame Street, Dora the Explorer and Clifford the Big Red Carcinogen.

The recall is expected to dent Mattel's operating income by $30 million, cutting reported operating income almost in half.

China's Commerce Minister Bo Xilai reminds us that "More than 99% of the products China exports are of good quality and are safe," while the other 1% will kill you.

Mattel (NYSE: MAT) is down 1% in daily trading.

Toys recalled over safety fears [BBC]

Comments

Posted by Blunt Smoke, Aug 02, 2007 1:29PM

Yea you figured it out Sherlock homes. Forget about the billions of dollars of bonds they own, what about the tens of thousands of chinese restaurants throughout the US, fattening people with culinary delights like chicken wings & fries for $4.50. I can't wait till they start harvesting organs/parts from their living, my knee has really been taking a beating from all the sports lately.

Posted by Blunt Smoke, Aug 02, 2007 1:34PM

btw lead won't kill you in low doses, it will probably only cause irreparable brain damage

Posted by kigol, Aug 02, 2007 3:18PM

well than, keep it movin.

Posted by , Aug 03, 2007 10:33AM

Best. comments. ever.

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