More ridiculous international bankers are bagging our highest yielding assets. Swiss financier Arky Busson is now dating Uma Thurman, after splitting with his last femme-bot girlfriend Elle Macpherson. Page Six has the urgent, important news:
[Uma] has been spotted playing kissyface with handsome Swiss banker Arky Busson, who was Elle Macpherson's man for many years and the father of her two kids. "With their arms wrapped around each other, the couple seemed oblivious to everyone around them," said one report.
Breaking up with Uma may prove more difficult, as she knows the five-finger exploding heart technique.
Does anyone know where Arky works (word is that he manages EIM, a fund of funds) or if he's just a product of old money debutardation, as special mentions of his fam in the New York Social Diary would suggest? Arky’s mom is named Flocky, who New York Social Diary reminds us is the granddaughter of the late Arphad Plesch, which sounds like something that needs to be drained when you have a sinus infection. Arky also was at least partially responsible for naming the children he fathered with Elle, Flynn and Aurelius Cy.
Arky played Claude in the 1988 film, “Sweet Lies.”
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Posted by LippyTex , Aug 01, 2007 11:00AM
Man, she's put on some weight since I dated her!
Posted by Zbignew , Aug 01, 2007 11:05AM
I'd like to see them fight over him.
Posted by C , Aug 01, 2007 11:12AM
Arky is the public face of EIM - a Swiss fund of hedge funds that for the most part has done well (apart from those unfortunately investments with Bear Stearns and Amaranth).
Posted by mini ballerette. , Aug 01, 2007 11:14AM
uma is such a gold digger
Posted by anon , Aug 01, 2007 11:37AM
Kill Bill Vol 2 correction - that's the 5 finger exploding heart technique...
Posted by Ethan Hawk , Aug 01, 2007 11:57AM
I heard Uma likes golden showers and getting a donkey punch.
Posted by , Aug 01, 2007 2:06PM
Arpad Busson is his actual name. Very very cool mo fo. not stupid old money
Posted by , Aug 01, 2007 3:00PM
why is it we all look like fags in a tux? what a horrible "fashion"
Posted by S , Aug 01, 2007 7:44PM
Arki is a cool guy, very smart, had great timing and has the world's longest winning streak going between the women and the HF investments. Also big into charity, like Tudor.
Posted by trigger! , Aug 03, 2007 11:27PM
All in all he has the bitches left right and centre! Because he's one fricking rich son of bitch.
Posted by wondermnd , Aug 05, 2007 8:35PM
His name sounds like the Death Eater who hit me with an Imperius curse last week...