More ridiculous international bankers are bagging our highest yielding assets. Swiss financier Arky Busson is now dating Uma Thurman, after splitting with his last femme-bot girlfriend Elle Macpherson. Page Six has the urgent, important news:
[Uma] has been spotted playing kissyface with handsome Swiss banker Arky Busson, who was Elle Macpherson’s man for many years and the father of her two kids. “With their arms wrapped around each other, the couple seemed oblivious to everyone around them,” said one report.
Breaking up with Uma may prove more difficult, as she knows the five-finger exploding heart technique.
Does anyone know where Arky works (word is that he manages EIM, a fund of funds) or if he’s just a product of old money debutardation, as special mentions of his fam in the New York Social Diary would suggest? Arky’s mom is named Flocky, who New York Social Diary reminds us is the granddaughter of the late Arphad Plesch, which sounds like something that needs to be drained when you have a sinus infection. Arky also was at least partially responsible for naming the children he fathered with Elle, Flynn and Aurelius Cy.
Arky played Claude in the 1988 film, “Sweet Lies.”
Next for Uma [Page Six]
Man, she’s put on some weight since I dated her!
I’d like to see them fight over him.
Arky is the public face of EIM – a Swiss fund of hedge funds that for the most part has done well (apart from those unfortunately investments with Bear Stearns and Amaranth).
uma is such a gold digger
Kill Bill Vol 2 correction – that’s the 5 finger exploding heart technique…
I heard Uma likes golden showers and getting a donkey punch.
Arpad Busson is his actual name. Very very cool mo fo. not stupid old money
why is it we all look like fags in a tux? what a horrible “fashion”
Arki is a cool guy, very smart, had great timing and has the world’s longest winning streak going between the women and the HF investments. Also big into charity, like Tudor.
All in all he has the bitches left right and centre! Because he’s one fricking rich son of bitch.
His name sounds like the Death Eater who hit me with an Imperius curse last week…