More PE Firms Pro-Choice

pro_choice-794673.jpg Once fervently pro-deal-life, PE firms are increasingly finding that they support a fund manager’s right to choose. Scared by agit-prop that preached the dangers of back Park Avenue alley dealbortions, hanging up a deal (on the following hanger, pictured) used to be a rare event when cheap debt flowed freely from the banker’s teat and your baby could be flipped when he grew up to be big, deleveraged and strong.

The pro-deal-life movement warned of the reputational risks - you’re used goods, you’ll never be able to raise another little fund of your own knowing that you murdered a little return generator. With $300 billion of LBO debt ready to hit the market starting in September, there looks to be a cascade of partial birth dealbortions, following the example of none other than pro-fund-manager-choice pioneer Henry Kravis.

Deal Journal reports on the dirty little secret in Kravis’ past. When KKR was young and foolish and engaged in rampant unprotected dealmakinig during the mid-90s boom it got a little irresponsible and pledged $2.7 billion to Xerox’s baby girl Talegen Holdings, an insurance unit. When KKR sobered up, it realized that it made a horrible mistake, and took care of it, in what was the largest dealbortion ever up to that point. KKR has hardly suffered, proving that aborting a deal is quick, easy and painless, and may be the standard course of action for the remainder of the year.

Over-Rated! Why Walking Away from LBO Deals Isn’t So Bad [Deal Journal]

Comments

Posted by anon, Aug 20, 2007 1:12PM

this is really really poor taste

Posted by , Aug 20, 2007 1:20PM

I agree, pushing $300 billion of LBO debt onto the market is really really poor taste

Posted by , Aug 20, 2007 1:29PM

thats really a great picture, I mean it says alot. Like that everyone is finally recognizing the unnecessary costs - time, money, surgical skill, etc - involved in a coat-hanger dealbortion. In todays more efficient markets finally we have all realized that all one needs is a flight of stairs.

Posted by , Aug 20, 2007 2:47PM

kind of appalling you'd use that picture in reference to aborted deals.

Posted by Odd, Aug 20, 2007 3:20PM

Hmm, no comments made regarding the earlier post making light of actual humans dying as a hurricane strikes an island, but make a joke about fetii, and out they come.

Posted by , Aug 20, 2007 3:34PM

fetuses, not fetii

Posted by Does KKR own PETS or PVC.TO ?, Aug 20, 2007 5:43PM

Only a speculation.
52-week high.. time to short..
did they sell their stake ?
PVC.TO

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