Posted by Bess Levin, Aug 29, 2007, 11:54am
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Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:08PM
What is it? An ad? If so, for what?
Is it made by Dealbreaker team?
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:09PM
walking over a giant fissure
Posted by thain, Aug 29, 2007 12:11PM
Distressed portfolios
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:18PM
Life as a gerbil...
Posted by machiavelli, Aug 29, 2007 12:19PM
Another fund's implosion
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:20PM
orange ties
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:24PM
It's a CME ad. The real first word is "Risk" but I look forward to seeing what what the creative but jealous types substitute.
Posted by Bernard Guerrero, Aug 29, 2007 12:26PM
All kinds of Anglo-Saxon monosyllables that you could pop in....
Posted by Dude, Aug 29, 2007 12:28PM
Bootylious cracks in the financial system are require a handshake
Posted by jkibbel, Aug 29, 2007 12:54PM
Masturbation
Posted by anon, Aug 29, 2007 12:59PM
Crack!
Posted by JD, Aug 29, 2007 1:24PM
Crushing your enemies
Posted by FuturesMan, Aug 29, 2007 1:37PM
photoshop...
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 1:40PM
the ability to choose whether or not to break your mother's back
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 1:41PM
Jeff Larson
Posted by the Market M.A.C., Aug 29, 2007 1:47PM
Being a huge computer nerd, is what you make of it.
P.S. Buy Futures! Also, why am I in this add?
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 1:49PM
You'd think the guy is rich enough he could afford to take a helicopter/jet and avoid coming anywhere close to the crack...
Posted by Anal_yst, Aug 29, 2007 2:06PM
I'd be very surprised to find out that ad appears anywhere other than Trader Monthly (infamous for making Zach Michaelson (more) infamous and going to press missing a word on the cover ("Our Third Annual Roundup of the World's Top Young______"))
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 2:10PM
I think you're all misunderstanding. The crack is wall street going to hell (literally) and the "____ is what you make of it" is just to distract you from noticing he's walking away with all of your money in that briefcase...
Posted by Former Eye-Patch Wearing Joker, Aug 29, 2007 2:29PM
Erectile Dysfunction, it's got to be ED....
Posted by hapy, Aug 29, 2007 2:50PM
Anal_yst, it was in II or Alpha or something like that.
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 3:36PM
So those hotties I've been meeting out front of HD are illegals? Damnit they said they were USDA Grade A!
Posted by Former Eye-Patch Wearing Joker, Aug 29, 2007 4:26PM
Anonymous right above me, you are an idiot....that's all
Posted by other anonymous, Aug 29, 2007 4:44PM
I thought that was funny, kind of, a little at least. I mean seriously sometimes at the HD on 23rd there are some hotties hanging out for some reason so maybe there is some truth to that? Stretching here...
Posted by AJM, Aug 29, 2007 5:28PM
Men's Warehouse
Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 7:48PM
I'm tired and can't think of anything witty right now. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by Darw7n, Aug 30, 2007 11:44AM
Insider trading




Posted by , Aug 29, 2007 12:06PM
selling out