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“Scottrade is a privately owned discount retail brokerage firm headquartered in St. Louis, Missouri.” Discount indeed.

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 9:45 AM

    abacuses!

  2. Posted by Zbignew | August 2, 2007 at 9:58 AM

    Abacii.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 10:03 AM

    both are correct

  4. Posted by jojoNYC | August 2, 2007 at 10:04 AM

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  5. Posted by jojoNYC | August 2, 2007 at 10:06 AM

    so Scottrade’s target market is gay guys that play with balls?

  6. Posted by kigol | August 2, 2007 at 10:07 AM

    again, all correct

  7. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 10:50 AM

    actually i think it is “abaci” with one “i”
    i’m a fan of the slide rule myself

  8. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 10:58 AM

    hell yea! slide rules …rule!

  9. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 10:58 AM

    so an online broker is saying its a good think to have physical offices?
    wtf i want my online brokerage to stay online.. if i have to go in to a physical location, I only assume because something is terribly wrong

  10. Posted by anon anon anon | August 2, 2007 at 11:04 AM

    It’s another world whereever these people are.

  11. Posted by Lpb | August 2, 2007 at 11:06 AM

    it’s actually faster to compute for many operations than using a calc.

  12. Posted by anon anon anon | August 2, 2007 at 11:19 AM

    faster for what? Pray tell, Lpb.

  13. Posted by anon anon anon | August 2, 2007 at 11:25 AM

    and these guys also do a tv ad by flying around in a helicopter. They should check the history of outfits who used the same ploy. They crashed. Enjoy the ride. It’s going to be short.

  14. Posted by Zbignew | August 2, 2007 at 11:39 AM

    Man, sliderules!
    That reminds me of the story about the constipated mathematician: He worked it out with a slide rule.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2007 at 12:36 PM

    For a second I thought DealBreaker was putting straight ads in the RSS feed.
    I came to post a complaint, and then I saw the picture and realized – oh, Abacus.
    I get it now. Ha ha. Technology. Very funny.
    But if actual ads ever get into my RSS I will have something to say about it.

  16. Posted by Zack | August 2, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    You don’t want to use a computer when you are figuring out the losses on CMO’s that you just sold to some midwestern idiot. Abaci work quite well calculating bond prices, er, Bear Stearns style.

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