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Scottrade offers customers state-of-the-art trading technology

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“Scottrade is a privately owned discount retail brokerage firm headquartered in St. Louis, Missouri.” Discount indeed.

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57 Responses to “Scottrade offers customers state-of-the-art trading technology”

  1. Anonymous says:


  2. Zbignew says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    both are correct

  4. jojoNYC says:

    gay guy playing with balls

  5. jojoNYC says:

    so Scottrade’s target market is gay guys that play with balls?

  6. kigol says:

    again, all correct

  7. Anonymous says:

    actually i think it is “abaci” with one “i”
    i’m a fan of the slide rule myself

  8. Anonymous says:

    hell yea! slide rules …rule!

  9. Anonymous says:

    so an online broker is saying its a good think to have physical offices?
    wtf i want my online brokerage to stay online.. if i have to go in to a physical location, I only assume because something is terribly wrong

  10. anon anon anon says:

    It’s another world whereever these people are.

  11. Lpb says:

    it’s actually faster to compute for many operations than using a calc.

  12. anon anon anon says:

    faster for what? Pray tell, Lpb.

  13. anon anon anon says:

    and these guys also do a tv ad by flying around in a helicopter. They should check the history of outfits who used the same ploy. They crashed. Enjoy the ride. It’s going to be short.

  14. Zbignew says:

    Man, sliderules!
    That reminds me of the story about the constipated mathematician: He worked it out with a slide rule.

  15. Anonymous says:

    For a second I thought DealBreaker was putting straight ads in the RSS feed.
    I came to post a complaint, and then I saw the picture and realized – oh, Abacus.
    I get it now. Ha ha. Technology. Very funny.
    But if actual ads ever get into my RSS I will have something to say about it.

  16. Zack says:

    You don’t want to use a computer when you are figuring out the losses on CMO’s that you just sold to some midwestern idiot. Abaci work quite well calculating bond prices, er, Bear Stearns style.

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