Women Are Powerful

Posted by Keith Hahn, Aug 31, 2007, 9:27am

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Do you agree with Forbes' list of the 100 most powerful women? Merkel is #1, fine, but Oprah below the CEO of Rite Aid (the logic here is that America's housewives need their prescription refills to tolerate the massive emotional swings required of an Oprah viewing without lighting themselves on fire)? Ruth Bader Ginsburg below the CEO of Sara Lee (deliciousness is never un-constitutional). Hillary Clinton below 'I am important in my own special and deserved way' Melinda Gates? Queen Elizabeth II at #23 (ok, we don't know if we'd put her higher or lower, but we love the fact that her occupation is "Queen"). The ghost of Nina Wang conspicuously absent from the list? No Melanie Griffith's character from "Working Girl"? No Rosie the Riveter?

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Posted by Stegman, Aug 31, 2007 9:59AM

#26: Carney

Posted by been here doing this, Aug 31, 2007 10:06AM

And they would trade it all for a big hairy dick.

Posted by Late Breakfast, Aug 31, 2007 10:14AM

When I saw Christiane Amanpour @74 I swear to God I choked on my own vomit.

Posted by Calgary Schmooze, Aug 31, 2007 10:17AM

Maybe if France added a few more powerful women to their overall ranks, they wouldn't surrender as often.

Posted by Straight Guy, Aug 31, 2007 10:19AM

Whatever, Oprah is numbers 1-5, everyone else is at least is 6+

Posted by , Aug 31, 2007 10:42AM

The way Carney is treated here reminds me of how Sean Connery treats Alex Trebek on the Jeopardy SNL skit.

"Thats a nice suit Trebek. Do they make it for men?"

Posted by been here doing this, Aug 31, 2007 11:08AM

This is like ranking the LPGA. Does it really matter?

Posted by Stegman, Aug 31, 2007 11:22AM

Once Carney gets that tummy tuck, he will likely crack the top 25.

Posted by Rajesh, Aug 31, 2007 11:40AM

Sonia Gandhi is the President of what exactly?

Posted by Proper Perspective, Aug 31, 2007 11:44AM

But seriously, how many of these 100 women would you actually do?

(unless you were really, really horny)

Posted by stegman, Aug 31, 2007 11:57AM

All "successful" women have one thing in common: a dad who didnt love them.

Posted by , Aug 31, 2007 4:03PM

JK Rowling not on list?

Posted by PIKme, Aug 31, 2007 4:38PM

Someone get an analyst to check the list for some milfs....there must be atleast someone decent on the list

Posted by , Aug 31, 2007 5:43PM

Shouldn't Malinda Gates be a little higher than that no-talent-hack-windbag Oprah and her legion of wide assed soccer moms?

Posted by , Aug 31, 2007 6:00PM

Oprah is arguably the most powerful african american on the planet, moreso than Condi, Barak, Mandela, Michael Jordan even.

Should she be though? Of course not.

Posted by PC is fascism, Aug 31, 2007 10:14PM

Anon at 6:00,
I love how you described Mandela as an "African American." How idiotic is that PC term? How weak-minded are those who use it?

Posted by anonymous, Aug 31, 2007 10:51PM

What about the current President of Philippine Republic? Looking at the list of Forbes Powerful Women,I bet they will all hide under the bed or run faster than the bullet train during coup d' etat a.k.a military rebillion.That President handled it so well .It's also a country with so many problems but able to maintain a modest growth.

Posted by trou, Sep 01, 2007 10:17PM

Queen Elizabeth? What these people in Forbes magazine thinking? The Queen should thank her ancestors.

Posted by sivamangesh, Sep 04, 2007 9:50AM

Hey ,
Please make it clear that Sonia Gandhi' Occupation as President,Congress party not the President

Is this the forbes fla?

Posted by Anonymous, Sep 04, 2007 10:14AM

But seriously, how many of these 100 women would you actually do?

(unless you were really, really horny)

Posted by: Proper Perspective | August 31, 2007 11:44 AM

The real question is how many of these 100 women would consider humping you? Probably none.

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